911's officially unreliable. FACT
911's officially unreliable. FACT
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lazyitus

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19,931 posts

296 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Over in Porscheville...

heebeegeetee said:
Traveling north up the M1 from Luton this evening, i passed 2 911s on the hard shoulder. First one was a 996 with RAC man in attendance, then about 40 miles later i saw a 964 Targa being winched onto the back of a truck.

What's going on guys? I also saw two Tuscans on the M1 this evening, both running fine. We'll be getting a bad reputation at this rate. wink

Anyone on here?
More here..

-biglaugh-

Edited by lazyitus on Friday 22 August 10:05

Stu247

815 posts

276 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Reminds me of a conversation I had a couple of years ago with a guy who worked for a Porsche dealership....

I was dropping my daughter off at her GB in the Tiv, he spotted me and came over.

Ah TVR!!! lovely car etc etc...."I worked for a Porsche dealer for 10 yrs, most unreliable cars i've ever dealt with !" laugh


pikey

7,704 posts

314 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Level the playing field first - the 964 could be 19 years old and the 996 10.

I'd be amazed to even see a Tuscan on the roads at 10 years old, yet alone 19!!

smile

V8 GRF

7,299 posts

240 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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pikey said:
Level the playing field first - the 964 could be 19 years old and the 996 10.

I'd be amazed to even see a Tuscan on the roads at 10 years old, yet alone 19!!

smile
Yea right that why there are hundreds if not thousands of Ms, Ss, Wedges, Chimearas, Griffs, Cerberas on the road. All ranging from well over 20 years old to include (nearly) 10 yo Tuscans

Whitey

2,508 posts

314 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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pikey said:
Level the playing field first - the 964 could be 19 years old and the 996 10.

I'd be amazed to even see a Tuscan on the roads at 10 years old, yet alone 19!!

smile
Judas smile

Chewitt

1,041 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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I used to have a 964 C4

a bearing in the gearbox collapsed and it took 3 1/2 months for Porsche (worldwide!!) to find me a new one. "They" - award winning Porsche dealership - refitted the engine twice as they forgot to plumb it in properly first time then AFTER they had put it back in the second time I was tld the clutch needed replacing too (an engine out job)


mind you the Tuscan has had a new clutch and slave already.....

the most reliable car I had was.......a Lotus Esprit! (apart from daily hacks o' course)

pikey

7,704 posts

314 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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V8 GRF said:
...why there are hundreds if not thousands of Ms, Ss, Wedges, Chimearas, Griffs, Cerberas on the road.
Thousands hey? smile

Anyway, they all had proper engines which weren't made of chocolate and cheese biggrin

j3gme

950 posts

224 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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I like chocolate & cheese it tastes better than German sausage yum

Chris71

21,549 posts

272 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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pikey said:
Level the playing field first - the 964 could be 19 years old and the 996 10.
My S has never stopped when I didn't intend it to. It does have slight issues with starting when I intend it to, but that's due to a Ford part from Cologne, not a TVR part from Blackpool. smile

Reliability appears to be better than the similarly-aged Porsche I a friend of a friend used to own.

LordGrover

34,173 posts

242 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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lazyitus said:
Over in Porscheville...

heebeegeetee said:
Traveling north up the M1 from Luton this evening, i passed 2 911s on the hard shoulder. First one was a 996 with RAC man in attendance, then about 40 miles later i saw a 964 Targa being winched onto the back of a truck.

What's going on guys? I also saw two Tuscans on the M1 this evening, both running fine. We'll be getting a bad reputation at this rate. wink

Anyone on here?
So 100% of the TVRs were working while some or all of the Porkers were broken.

Reminds me of:

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.

* The engineer looked out of the window and said "Look! Scottish sheep are black!"
* The physicist said, "No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black."
* The mathematician looked irritated. "There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."

Terminator

2,421 posts

314 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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pikey said:
I'd be amazed to even see a Tuscan on the roads at 10 years old, yet alone 19!!

smile
What about the 1969 Tuscan V8 I owned from 1989 to 2001? It's still alive and well, in Holland.

Never let me down. Ever.

smokin2

the-gofer

651 posts

270 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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Terminator said:
pikey said:
I'd be amazed to even see a Tuscan on the roads at 10 years old, yet alone 19!!

smile
What about the 1969 Tuscan V8 I owned from 1989 to 2001? It's still alive and well, in Holland.

Never let me down. Ever.

smokin2
Mine's 7 and still going strong. It just depends how well they are looked after. There are less examples of Tuscans to start with, so lets face it it's quite a rare occasion to see a Tuscan now, but porkers are two a penny.

V8 GRF

7,299 posts

240 months

Friday 22nd August 2008
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j3gme said:
I like chocolate & cheese it tastes better than German sausage yum
hehe

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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If we're levelling playing fields, let's have some production figures please,
relative to surviving cars and annual mileages.
Otherwise it's total bullst.

...Much like comparing our medals to China's....well they do have over a billion folks to pick from. smile

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Og gawd, here we go again. Expecting the arrival of the hoi polloi from the Porsche forum in 5...4...3...

lazyitus

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19,931 posts

296 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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grahamw48 said:
If we're levelling playing fields, let's have some production figures please,
relative to surviving cars and annual mileages.
Otherwise it's total bullst.

...Much like comparing our medals to China's....well they do have over a billion folks to pick from. smile
Graham, it's only a light hearted thread. Really, who gives a stuff ? We all enjoy our own choice of car.

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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lazyitus said:
grahamw48 said:
If we're levelling playing fields, let's have some production figures please,
relative to surviving cars and annual mileages.
Otherwise it's total bullst.

...Much like comparing our medals to China's....well they do have over a billion folks to pick from. smile
Graham, it's only a light hearted thread. Really, who gives a stuff ? We all enjoy our own choice of car.
I knoooooow.

Just mixing the pot.hehe

Actually I've a feeling we might lose this one.getmecoat

SEN 18

1,247 posts

242 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Ok ones got to look at the facts here the Krouts are top draw engineers, after all they built a cracking tank in the 2nd world war we had nowt to touch it did we. wink

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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As with so many things, if we hadn't first INVENTED it for them.... smile

icraigmy

1,653 posts

253 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Just getting my pound of flesh here. When my clutch went kaput in the Tamora I got the AA relay to take it to David Hendry for a new clutch. The AA relay
was a bit late because he had to recover 2 (yes two) 911's that had broken down, one with a blown engine. It was sad to hear but just proves the point that any thing with moving parts can break down.