2 bullshits 1 week

[YI8TVR]

having a meal last weekend with wife and cerb, bloke comes up and tells me he was in one of those last week that spoke to the driver when he got in it. Then to top it all a rep comes in my office (Cerb on screensaver) notices cerb and said my mates got a tuscan turbo. God give me strength from bullshiters.

There must be more than Knightrider and tuscan turbo.

Should be a laugh....

[ehasler]

YI8TVR said:

having a meal last weekend with wife and cerb

I know you look after that car well, but taking it out for dinner is surely going a bit too far!

[simpo two]

We presume the Cerbie had raw steak?

[v8tvr]

YI8TVR said:

having a meal last weekend with wife and cerb, bloke comes up and tells me he was in one of those last week that spoke to the driver when he got in it. Then to top it all a rep comes in my office (Cerb on screensaver) notices cerb and said my mates got a tuscan turbo. God give me strength from bullshiters. There must be more than Knightrider and tuscan turbo. I think you have got your grammer all wrong, it should be i was having dinner with the cerb and the wife Should be a laugh....

[YI8TVR]

ehasler said:

YI8TVR said: having a meal last weekend with wife and cerb I know you look after that car well, but taking it out for dinner is surely going a bit too far!

She's got table manners Ed. She likes pork....ers for starters.

[philipleslie67]

Hang on guys...I think that my Tuscan talks to me...it says strange things like:

"..go on give some boot.."
"..blip the throttle now and watch that porsche drivers face.." etc.

I thought that it was standard in all TVR's...maybe I'm just bonkers

[simpo two]

Talking of bullshit, don't try to explain 'TVR' to the elderly. I had two answers:
1) 'A TR7?'
2) 'Aren't they made from wood in Malvern?'

Doh!

[david010167]

Don;t know about steak, but my Griff is quite partial to a raw Nova.

David

[j_s_g]

YI8TVR said:

There must be more than Knightrider and tuscan turbo.

At the local Optimax emporium a couple of months back when some yoof in a bodykitted Ka pulled up next to me as I was checking the engine. He asked me what CC the Cerb was, and I was happy to chat & tell him (4.2l). His reply: "That all? My mate's got a 8 litre in his".

Not unless he's got a bl**dy Speed 12 with a bored out engine he hasn't!

[keirangrogan]

Acording to a scrote in a white van who was recently explaining to his mate what my car is whilst I was feeding him optimax (The Car, not the Scrote)


Apparently I drive a Triumph TVR Griffin S

[simpo two]

j_s_g said:

."That all? My mate's got a 8 litre in his".

Unless it was a Dodge Viper - which isn't really yoof material. I think he meant 8 cylinders.

I mean, cylinders/litres - easy mistake if you have a brain the size of a raisin

[V8 Archie]

j_s_g said:

4.2 [cylinders]

It did quite well to get to the fuel station then .

[nick heppinstall]

Regular 3 questions I get:

1) TVR. Did you build it yourself ?
2) Is it front wheel drive ?
3) Is the engine at the front ?

[j_s_g]

V8 Archie said:

j_s_g said: 4.2 [cylinders] It did quite well to get to the fuel station then .

Talk about being misquoted!

It's downhill, anyway. :P

>> Edited by j_s_g on Tuesday 18th November 22:00

[Gaffer]

James Hall had a Cerbera who's doors opened by themselves. "Door Open"

It was at Silverstone IIRC. Same night Pikey offered me some money to flash my puppies

Claire

[gemini]

girl at petrol station asked me if my Tasmin was a "real one or a replica"

>> Edited by gemini on Tuesday 18th November 21:59

[rude girl]

gemini said:

girl at petrol station asked my if my Tasmin was a "real one or a replica"

Gem you fool. That was just an excuse to get talking to you!

Men!!!

[gemini]

doh!

[Big Al.]

Gaffer said:

Same right Pikey offered me some money to flash my puppies

Were they the ones with the pink noses?

[Boosted LS1]

rude girl said:

gemini said: girl at petrol station asked my if my Tasmin was a "real one or a replica" Gem you fool. That was just an excuse to get talking to you! Men!!!

Are you serious? Is that what they do? Bugger!! All those wasted years and I thought they wanted to know the size of my motah. I need lessons before I'm to bloody past it.