Is it wrong to kill chavvy vandals?
Is it wrong to kill chavvy vandals?
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j_s_g

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6,177 posts

279 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Walked out of the house this morning to find my car has been pelted with eggs overnight, the week before I sell it (probably) - which is hard enough for me to do as it is. For fs sake... what is wrong with people nowadays. There's a fleet of Bavaria's finest each worth twice as much mine lined up in (optional-extra) parking-sensor guided precision all the way down the road & off into the distance. But no, just because I don't conform to some TT aspiring, faux Burberry draped, consonant dropping sub-species, I have to pay for having an opinion of my own and a hobby I'm passionate about. And this is after I've already paid in taxes for the Wednesday afternoon games lessons in which they learnt to over-arm throw their class C Kwik-Save battery-hen eggs.

Tried phoning the police to see if there were any other reports of similar - was just told there wasn't much I/they could do about it regardless. So I get fined & points on my license for doing 36mph in a 30 zone when trying to avoid some of the little scrotes the other week, but these little blazin-squad doting thugettes get to feel big by trying to bankrupt the working-masses and nobody gives a toss.

I swear if I catch them doing it again, I'll be putting a claw hammer through their ill-formed craniums if only to see what black McChipFat ridden filth oozes out, encasing their Argos supplied 9ct gold plated chain-mail in pure brain-evil. Regardless of the consequences.

Guess it'll be a long night with the polish & paint touch-up stick tonight...

Rant over.

>>> Edited by j_s_g on Thursday 18th March 11:02

rude girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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It's affected your paintwork - Criminal Damage I think.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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In answer to the original question I feel it would make a suitably fitting alternative should they ban Fox Hunting.

Assault rifles and quads on the local housing estate.

Tally ho old boy!

M@H

11,298 posts

301 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Plotloss said:
In answer to the original question I feel it would make a suitably fitting alternative should they ban Fox Hunting.

Assault rifles and quads on the local housing estate.

Tally ho old boy!





Rifles are much too humane... I'd stick with the hounds..

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Unfortunately the dogs would risk injury in an urban setting.

They may stand on a hastily discarded gold clown or impromptu facelift effector and hurt a paw...

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

277 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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M@H said:

Plotloss said:
In answer to the original question I feel it would make a suitably fitting alternative should they ban Fox Hunting.

Assault rifles and quads on the local housing estate.

Tally ho old boy!






Rifles are much too humane... I'd stick with the hounds..


Yeh! When do we start?

gbbird

5,197 posts

273 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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JS,

count me in for any hunt you care to arrange - scum like this just me off. I truly lament what this country is coming to

Maybe we should arrange a DeathRace 2000 type meet, and see how many of the lowlifes we can pick off.

>> Edited by gbbird on Thursday 18th March 11:57

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Pathetic runts....

Don't let them get you down mate, that's when they really start to win.

Marki

15,763 posts

299 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Hmmm how much force do you think would be needed to puncture a cranium with a claw hammer

j_s_g

Original Poster:

6,177 posts

279 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Marki said:
Hmmm how much force do you think would be needed to puncture a cranium with a claw hammer

I'll let you know tomorrow morning if the little dears are playing out tonight.

N17 TVR

2,937 posts

300 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Plotloss said:
In answer to the original question I feel it would make a suitably fitting alternative should they ban Fox Hunting.

Assault rifles and quads on the local housing estate.

Tally ho old boy!


Bear traps or sharpened bamboo stakes hidden in pits in the ground with sh*t smeared on them´........

oxbow

567 posts

279 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Wankers. I could borrow you the 'pups' if you like. They ain't tasted shit head blood for a while.

pikey

7,704 posts

313 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Ah.. more "death threats" on a popular motoring website! More press hell for Ted!

PS. My take - wrong to kill 'em, but not wrong to stick em in the stocks "jus like the ol' days" and pelt them back. They'd soon understand!

oxbow

567 posts

279 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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So PIKEY. If they harmed/killed you or your family you would stick em in the stocks eh. Perhaps we could throw eggs at em?

ssc1

456 posts

290 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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shoot the bloody lot and put up a big fence around their scum infested housing estates so they can just carry on robbing each other , the cops wont do anything to them cos they all know their rights but dont know right from wrong and they just dont give a damn about anyone else .the only thing to do is to emigrate to somewhere nice and pull the plug on this place when it full up with everyone elses rubbish .

GCerbera

5,161 posts

280 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Hey JS, sorry to hear this.

Why do I have visions of a classic Jasper Carrot Mole sketch happening tonight?
Torch strapped to the head yet?

Seriously, sorry mate.

jam1et

1,536 posts

281 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Did anyone happen to watch "IF" on TV last night?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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jam1et said:
Did anyone happen to watch "IF" on TV last night?


Oh yes!

That property developer had the right idea...

Waveboy14

276 posts

273 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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The only drawback of a GRP body, you can't charge it with 220 Volts Would like to see them BURN though. , and run them over in a

j_s_g

Original Poster:

6,177 posts

279 months

Thursday 18th March 2004
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Waveboy14 said:
The only drawback of a GRP body, you can't charge it with 220 Volts Would like to see them BURN though. , and run them over in a

Fried eggs on the side of my car??? At least I'd have some breakfast to wake up to.