Chim better than Griff - offical

[count duckula]

okay so its the Sun news paper, I can't post a link as I can't access the papers site, but in the Sun today they posted the top 100 used car buys,
top was BMW 3 series.
In 86th was Chim/Cerbra
and Griff was in 93rd
And to really rub salt in the MGF was 92nd.


Malc

[mrmaggit]

count duckula said:

okay so its the Sun news paper, I can't post a link as I can't access the papers site, but in the Sun today they posted the top 100 used car buys, top was BMW 3 series. In 86th was Chim/Cerbra and Griff was in 93rd And to really rub salt in the MGF was 92nd. Malc

But has it got big tits?

[wrinkly]

mrmaggit said:

count duckula said: okay so its the Sun news paper, I can't post a link as I can't access the papers site, but in the Sun today they posted the top 100 used car buys, top was BMW 3 series. In 86th was Chim/Cerbra and Griff was in 93rd And to really rub salt in the MGF was 92nd. Malc But has it got big tits?

[count duckula]

mrmaggit said:

count duckula said: okay so its the Sun news paper, I can't post a link as I can't access the papers site, but in the Sun today they posted the top 100 used car buys, top was BMW 3 series. In 86th was Chim/Cerbra and Griff was in 93rd And to really rub salt in the MGF was 92nd. Malc But has it got big tits?

Good point, will have a good look.


Malc

[lazyitus]

count duckula said:

mrmaggit said: count duckula said: okay so its the Sun news paper, I can't post a link as I can't access the papers site, but in the Sun today they posted the top 100 used car buys, top was BMW 3 series. In 86th was Chim/Cerbra and Griff was in 93rd And to really rub salt in the MGF was 92nd. Malc But has it got big tits? Good point, will have a good look. Malc

2 good points, I think you'll find.

[FlipFlopGriff]

Representative of the cars the people aspire to who read The Sun - hairdressers and twats.
FFG

[DustyC]

Excellent!

[bhardy]

Who believes this index when the top is a beamer?????? Probably written by someone who owns an Audi TT......

[DustyC]

What was the brief for the top used car buy?
Was it based on residual values?

Im guessing that being the Sun it was based on their idea of coolness, or more likely the first few cars they found in the Parkers guide as they flicked through it. (Hence the BMW being up the top and the Chim coming before the Griff!).

oh go on then... prove me wrong.

[N17 TVR]

Chimaera better than the Griff, it's good that in this day and age you can still get quality, factual and in depth analysis and reporting.

[DustyC]

N17 TVR said:

Chimaera better than the Griff, it's good that in this day and age you can still get quality, factual and in depth analysis and reporting.

Did you not read the first thread? Its The Sun!

[Mrs Fish]

DustyC said:

N17 TVR said: Chimaera better than the Griff, it's good that in this day and age you can still get quality, factual and in depth analysis and reporting. Did you not read the first thread? Its The Sun!

I think he was being sarcastic

[DustyC]

I think I was too!

(If it was Griff better than Chim then I would have agreed with him!)


>> Edited by DustyC on Tuesday 6th April 14:49

[catretriever]

DustyC said:

Im guessing that being the Sun it was based on their idea of coolness.

Personally I love the idea of a Coolness rating

I know for a fact that my Griff has a Funk-Factor of 83.7 !!!!

And I think I'm right in saying that 85% of all statistics are completely made up

Matt

[squirrelz]

mrmaggit said:

But has it got big tits?

And to quote Yes Minister:

"The Times" is read by the people who run the country.
The "Daily Mirror" is read by the people who think they run the country.
"The Guardian" is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
"The Independent" is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong.
The "Daily Mail" is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The "Financial Times" is read by the people who own the country.
The "Daily Express" is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
The "Daily Telegraph" is read by the people who still think it is their country.
And the "Sun's" readers don't care who runs the country providing she has big tits.

[TT Tim]

PMSL...

Did you really believe something that was published in The Sun?

Anyway, please find me a Sun reader that can spell Cerbera or Chimaera. Ford is much easier to spell.

Tim

[N17 TVR]

TT Tim said:

PMSL... Anyway, please find me a Sun reader that can spell Cerbera or Chimaera. Ford is much easier to spell. Tim

TT & Ka are even easier

[basil brush]

N17 TVR said:

TT Tim said: PMSL... Anyway, please find me a Sun reader that can spell Cerbera or Chimaera. Ford is much easier to spell. Tim TT & Ka are even easier

As is 325. You don´t even need to know the alphabet.

[ace-t]

squirrelz said:

And to quote Yes Minister: "The Times" is read by the people who run the country. The "Daily Mirror" is read by the people who think they run the country. "The Guardian" is read by the people who think they ought to run the country. "The Independent" is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong. The "Daily Mail" is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The "Financial Times" is read by the people who own the country. The "Daily Express" is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run. The "Daily Telegraph" is read by the people who still think it is their country. And the "Sun's" readers don't care who runs the country providing she has big tits.

Been wanting to find that speech for ages! Classic stuff! The writers were geniues...genii?

Re the debate: I prefer the Chimaera looks but cannot make a judgement on which is a better car to drive as I have never driven a Griff... RudeGirl, your opinions please?

Ace-T

[jam1et]

ace-t said:

The writers were geniues...genii?

Geniuses - unlike the hacks who work for The Sun obviously.

>> Edited by jam1et on Thursday 8th April 10:04