TVR LIMERICK

[SGirl]

...oh blimey, oh b*gger, oh PITH!!!!

[mrmaggit]

Oooooooooooaaaaaarghhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrumphhhhhh!

[mrmaggit]

No, just being silly.

[satman]

"I wish i'd nicked a Cerb instead of this!"

[Plotloss]

oh golly, oh bugger, a cliff!

[SGirl]

....but my limericks never rhyme!!

[gooner]

'I knew that TVR handling was a myth!'

[gooner]

Shame, I had my T350 effort already to go...

[DustyC]

There was a man called Ted,
who didnt like to get out of bed,
he liked TVR
so thought he'd prefer
to create Pistonheads instead!

I think it would be better to do this thread one line at a time so I'll start one....

"There was writer called LA,
..."

[gooner]

'Good TVR handling is a myth'?

Best I can do!

An optimist bought a T350
Through e-bay as she was quite thrifty
After 1000 miles
Of hooning and smiles
She posted ‘these Tescos are nifty!’

Back to work...

[DustyC]

los angeles said:

A car lout from near Aberystwyth, Stole a bright blue TVR Griffith. As he flew through the air, He cried out in despair, ...............................

"How the feck do you get it into fifth!"

[DustyC]

los angeles said:

A car lout from near Aberystwyth, Stole a bright blue TVR Griffith. As he flew through the air, He cried out in despair, ...............................

"Now Dustys car is again myth!"[/quote]

(LA, there is a tale behind this!)

[mrmaggit]

Ok then, here goes......

mrmaggit said:

Oooooooooooaaaaaarghhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrumphhhhhharley!

:titter:

[Mrs BlueCerbera]

A car lout from near Aberystwyth,
Stole a bright blue TVR Griffith.
As he flew through the air,
He cried out in despair ...

...I think I'll land just north of Penrith ??

Edited because I lost count of syllables !!


>> Edited by Mrs BlueCerbera on Tuesday 4th May 14:58

[mrmaggit]

Who, me? Cheat?

Hrumph!

[V8 Archie]

"I never gueththed how much fun thith ith!"

or even better

"I mutht try thith thoon with the mitheth!"

>> Edited by V8 Archie on Tuesday 4th May 14:56

[SGirl]

...."Please hand me an airbag forthwith!!"

Any better?!

>> Edited by SGirl on Tuesday 4th May 15:00

[gooner]

LA, I really must have something better to do.

I’ve ordered a brand new Sagaris
I’m hoping to drive it to Paris
I’m not a speed freak
But its design is unique
And I hope it’s faster than my Yaris

[DustyC]

DustyC said:

"There was writer called LA, ..."

"He had plenty of time to play,
..."

[SXS]

Once upon a time,
there was this company,
it went up and down
like humpty dumpty.

Out came a Grantura,
it was really unique,
had an old rusty engine,
and serious mystique.

Then came a Griffith,
it wasnt cheap,
it went like a rocket,
after you emptied your pocket.

Then the chimaera,
wider than the griffith,
a mere pussy cat,
styled like a bat.

Out came the cerbera,
for the poscher guy,
Jeremy Clarkson gave it a go,
and called it his mojo.

Then came the tuscan,
designed by a russian,
looked like a razor,
driven by a geezer.

This rhyme dont make sense,
I'd rather build a fence,
but why bother,
I'm driving my TVR.

lol. cheesy as hell...