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wst

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3,504 posts

183 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Bugs stick to my car like nobody's business. It's getting quite irritating. So let's preface this with - "my car needs a really, really good clean, before any treatment can be done"...

How do you avoid having an insect graveyard on your bumper/headlights/bonnet?

I've almost reached the point where I feel that I might not be stupid to put clingfilm over my headlights and bumper and just tear it off and put more clingfilm down whenever it's looking particularly gross. Any gaping flaws to this idea?

Nb. Bugs only die on the car while it moves, and it's a car that is used, so leaving it stationery is unfortunately not feasible. I'm looking for genuine advice on mitigating my bug gut problems.

Krikkit

27,796 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Krikkit said:
Don't be so bloody miserable.

Why don't you help the reader out by suggesting what you've tried so far?
p.s. Clingfilm is a daft idea.

Nickp82

3,782 posts

115 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Drive really slowly?

wst

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3,504 posts

183 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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I've tried nothing except chiselling them off with the pressure washer far more frequently than I'd like to. The problem really lies that I can have a clean car, travel 300 miles over a weekend, and then have a tiny insectoid genocide to clean off again.

here_we_go

178 posts

128 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Various 'detailing' products about but none of them are a magic bullet

http://www.m.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread...

Toltec

7,179 posts

245 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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A good coating of wax will probably make it easier to clean, wouldn't take too long to re-apply each wash on a small area so it might save time overall.

LeighW

5,169 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Plenty of wax on the bodywork and something like Rain X on the screen will make washing them off much easier.

J4CKO

45,593 posts

222 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Suppose if you were design a device to catch insects and splatter and dry them, a car is the perfect solution, hit them at speed to kill and spill their innards onto a warm surface with air at high velocity.

I find the best way is, like bird poo, to douse the car with water an hour or so before you want to wash it, or wait until after a rain shower as both ways soften stuff significantly.

hornmeister

814 posts

113 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Prevention is the best option.

Beep the horn every 2 seconds to let them know to get out of the way and at night don't use your lights, it just attracts them.






  • Note do not do either of the above. I suggest a coating on the paitwork after a full detail. They seem to slide off the ceramic coating on my car.

wst

Original Poster:

3,504 posts

183 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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J4CKO said:
Suppose if you were design a device to catch insects and splatter and dry them, a car is the perfect solution, hit them at speed to kill and spill their innards onto a warm surface with air at high velocity.

I find the best way is, like bird poo, to douse the car with water an hour or so before you want to wash it, or wait until after a rain shower as both ways soften stuff significantly.
This weekend was pretty bad for "bug baking factor". Maybe I should have gone for resale white instead of "bad thermal properties grey".

gshughes

1,323 posts

277 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Baby wipes seem to work pretty well to remove them.

PH5121

2,007 posts

235 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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I keep the front end of my Vito van well polished in the hope that a good coat of wax lessens the adhesion of the splatted bugs.

When this fails diluted traffic film remover melts them away easily, then I re apply polish. The Vito's boxy profile means every week I'm faced with a thick carpet of dead bugs at this time of the year.

Ninja59

3,691 posts

134 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Rather like birds insect one the front have a lot of acid which is what ultimately if left leads to etching of the clearcoat.

Having a protected surface will reduce the effort required and also minimise the chance of it etching.

If you are doing a long trip Wolfs Chemicals used to do a product called "the mask" a sprayable temporary clear bra.

Clean the car then spray this on the front, once finished with then just wash it as normal. A good product overall, but sadly Wolf's has fallen out of favour and one of the partner's who was the real detailer behind it has now left the business.

Riley Blue

22,828 posts

248 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Bugs are trophies after a good drive.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Soak a micro fibre towel in hot water and lay over the area and leave for half an hour or so.

Shaw Tarse

31,830 posts

225 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Alucidnation said:
Soak a micro fibre towel in hot water and lay over the area and leave for half an hour or so.
Why not just a towel?

Shaw Tarse

31,830 posts

225 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Riley Blue said:
Bugs are trophies after a good drive.
There is something cool about road grime on a nice car

Johnnybee

2,407 posts

243 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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I can't help with prevention but Simonez bug shifter is excellent for removing them, only a fiver from Halfords.

EazyDuz

2,013 posts

130 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Buy AutoGlanz Bug Off, simples

wst

Original Poster:

3,504 posts

183 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Shaw Tarse said:
Riley Blue said:
Bugs are trophies after a good drive.
There is something cool about road grime on a nice car
I'd be the first to take a bug splat photo if I had a Radical or something and had been out on a Sunday morning past a lake to catch the midges.

Glad to hear there's products that dissolve them. I don't think the previous owner did much to look after the paint on this car so it might need some waxy TLC to get it to be a bit less sticky to bugs.