Fun in the shed tonight!
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Huntsman

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9,310 posts

279 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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I needed a hand with two jobs on the Traveller in the shed tonight, Mrs H was kind enough to offer....

There's a fitting on the handbrake cable that required me to be under the car holding the cable with Mrs H kneeing in through the door, drivers seat flipped forward, doing up the nut.

We both got into position, I found I had the nut under the car, so I passed it up to her, in doing so I found that I could give her a squeeze on the bottom!

She screamed!

The brass adjuster nut she had in her hand went flying, out the passenger door window, fell on the floor within reach! So I picked it up, passed it to her and squeezed her bottom again!

She screamed again!


LordBretSinclair

4,306 posts

206 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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...... and they say romance is dead rofl

Steffan

10,362 posts

257 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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My word, some classic owners really live life!

Hooli

32,278 posts

229 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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Huntsman said:
I needed a hand with two jobs on the Traveller in the shed tonight, Mrs H was kind enough to offer....

There's a fitting on the handbrake cable that required me to be under the car holding the cable with Mrs H kneeing in through the door, drivers seat flipped forward, doing up the nut.

We both got into position, I found I had the nut under the car, so I passed it up to her, in doing so I found that I could give her a squeeze on the bottom!

She screamed!

The brass adjuster nut she had in her hand went flying, out the passenger door window, fell on the floor within reach! So I picked it up, passed it to her and squeezed her bottom again!

She screamed again!
rofl

spoodler

2,304 posts

184 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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But did you get the handbrake adjusted?

carreauchompeur

18,317 posts

233 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Worst "swinging" thread ever.

NotDave

20,951 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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rofl

Glad I'm not the only one who is that easily amused

benjj

6,787 posts

192 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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For some time I've wanted to get a selection of tasteful 'glamour' shots of Mrs Benjj with some of tthe cars to pop on the garage walls. This thread has prompted me to broach it tonight after I've got her drunk.

I'm not sure why I'm writing this here.

williredale

2,866 posts

181 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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benjj said:
For some time I've wanted to get a selection of tasteful 'glamour' shots of Mrs Benjj with some of tthe cars to pop on the garage walls. This thread has prompted me to broach it tonight after I've got her drunk.

I'm not sure why I'm writing this here.
So that you can tell her that random blokes on the Internet told you to do it?
That'll go down well! wink

LordBretSinclair

4,306 posts

206 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Ben, can I have a 10" by 6" full colour print please ? rofl

benjj

6,787 posts

192 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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I never thought that a 35 year old blonde female wine merchant with big knockers would be so popular here on the old man subforum.

Oh, wait...

smile