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Nik da Greek

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2,503 posts

179 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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I've been doing a bit of research for an article I'm (trying to) write and I keep turning up hilarious bits of ... well, let's be kind and call it kitsch... and it got me thinking about the current pervading mindset of the auto industry. Where has all the humour gone? and not just that, the frivolity, the actual fun of motoring? In this day and age of amazoid CGi it seems an advert has to be cinema-quality, chintz is seemingly outlawed for fear of the detriment to a stern eco-aware MESSAGE and car propoganda is just... dour. We all remember the Golf advert with the squeaky ear-ring (although those of us whose car ownership has been blighted by a Golf might laugh ironically) ...and who remembers one since? What happened to the times when manufacturers were happy to advertise even something as mainstream and tedious with a sense of fun and joie de vivre?

By way of illustrating what I'm trying to imply, I give you



The excellently-named Hillman Minx "Gay Look". Or maybe the superb line-up of Plymouth Duster special editions such as



the capacious "Space Duster" (see what they did there?) or my personal favourite,



the lightweight stripped out "Feather Duster". Perhaps it's wrong to even mention a time when soft-porn was an acceptable sales strategy but the excellent Raymond Revuebar-framed MGB ad made me actually lol (natch);



Mostly because my mum probably would like it as she's owned one forever. And on a similar modern-PC-rules-wouldn't-stand-for-it kinda trip;



Am I barking up totally the wrong tree? Much as I absolutely LOVE the new Shell ad with the ages-of-Ferrari vibe (OMG, the NOISE!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPMdY6hg50 , it's the only car-based ad that's actually impinged on my consciousness in longer than I can remember and even then it's a very, well, retro thing, innit? As this is the face the public sees, what about letting the second-most expensive purchase anyone will ever make (yacht owners discounted) retain a bit of a feeling of joy about it?

velocemitch

4,019 posts

249 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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Could be a good thread this.
Peugeot used to do a good line in sexy adverts, they even did nice cars in that era too. Though have to say the advert for the 209gti which reprieves a bit of the 205 advert is pretty good.

The current advert for the Honda Jazz is quite jolly, more so than the car itself I expect.

There is a Facebook page of classic car adverts running, which may or may not have inspired the thread?

TR4man

5,526 posts

203 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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TR4man

5,526 posts

203 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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I've never actually seen these adverts in use, so I'm not sure if they ever existed other than in the Internet.

Similar theme to the Aston one...


a8hex

5,832 posts

252 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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I can't find a copy online but I remember seeing the Durex small family car advert on billboards.
Back when they sponsored single seaters.

droopsnoot

14,625 posts

271 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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TR4man said:
Pre-owed. Kind of appropriate.

Doofus

34,289 posts

202 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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droopsnoot said:
Pre-owed. Kind of appropriate.
Blimey. You're on the ball aren't you?

gregs656

12,334 posts

210 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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There are some excellent 2cv adverts, not taking them selves too seriously.







lowdrag

13,183 posts

242 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Thought this might appeal:-



Apologies for the deletion. Have been reclassifying photos!



Edited by lowdrag on Wednesday 13th January 09:16

4rephill

5,165 posts

207 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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lowdrag said:
Thought this might appeal:-

that could definitely tighten My nuts! smile

Dogwatch

6,381 posts

251 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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4rephill said:
that could definitely tighten My nuts! smile
Great Thread too!

williamp

20,381 posts

302 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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a8hex

5,832 posts

252 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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4rephill said:
lowdrag said:
Thought this might appeal:-

that could definitely tighten My nuts! smile
Wow, I've never seen spanner sizes measured in feet, 1 1/16' I guess it must be saying.
You must have some big nuts your need to tighten.

ClaphamGT3

12,223 posts

272 months

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

155 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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gregs656 said:
There are some excellent 2cv adverts, not taking them selves too seriously.
More than just 2cv. They did a similar line-drawing ad, showing a dog in the back of a "normal hatchback" and in the back of a Visa. Captions? "The Collie Wobbles", "The Collie Doesn't."

Or...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdT9oURGtTc

Rick101

7,186 posts

179 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Quite a few good ones from Lotus over the years.

Old Merc

3,807 posts

196 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Old Merc

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196 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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HTP99

25,133 posts

169 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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The Renault Megane shaking your arse ad was pretty close to the bone for the modern PC era that we all live in:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNFTtdPQtic

Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 10th January 18:51

gforceg

3,525 posts

208 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Old Merc said:
It took me a moment to notice the pattern of her dress.
Very fetching.