One of the worst things I've seen done to a nice car.
One of the worst things I've seen done to a nice car.
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gforceg

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3,525 posts

208 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126


PositronicRay

28,944 posts

212 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Truly gopping, and on Irish plates.

TR4man

5,526 posts

203 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Modifications by Koenig have never been for shrinking violets!

Someone will like it, but not me.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

155 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

That would have been the dog's in 1986. It's very... representative of its era.

Escort3500

13,453 posts

174 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

I think this lifeboat was on the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread a while ago. Truly dreadful.

droopsnoot

14,624 posts

271 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Wasn't there something very like this that had a connection to Simon Le Bon back in the day? Or was that a more normal 6-series?

I do recall seeing an ad in the local Auto Trader for a 3-series or something similar with a Testarossa kit on it, and the immortal line "No idiots".

RichB

56,208 posts

313 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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TooMany2cvs said:
gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

That would have been the dog's in 1986. It's very... representative of its era.
rofl In 1986 I was 30 and well into cars and that would have been a laughing stock then!

patby

44 posts

159 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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That would have been the dog's in 1986. It's very... representative of its era.
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I agree. Late 80s early 90s. Mattig Astra and all that.......

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

192 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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2 different points here.



Sticker bombing a Barchetta ,who'd do such a thing ?....losergetmecoat

And a collection of Ford Cosworths in your front garden, going mouldy.

smileymikey

1,446 posts

255 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Holy titty fk !!

Notice the front wheels are at a jaunty angle in every shot to disguise the fact they look like moped wheels in those arch's

Huntsman

9,313 posts

279 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Escort3500 said:
gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

I think this lifeboat was on the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread a while ago. Truly dreadful.
Could also feature in the Council thread or the over priced thread.

aeropilot

40,531 posts

256 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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RichB said:
TooMany2cvs said:
gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

That would have been the dog's in 1986. It's very... representative of its era.
rofl In 1986 I was 30 and well into cars and that would have been a laughing stock then!
Indeed.

I can well remember laughing out loud around the mid 80's on a visit to Ripspeed to visit my mate who worked there, when a similar hideous creation turned up outside, it was a equally ghastly bodykitted Merc SL. The 80's 'medallion man' driving it clearly thought he was the dog's, but you could see all the staff and most of the customers were pi$$ing themselves.

RobinSherwood

336 posts

244 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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There was a lad at school who used to be dropped off in something like this, it was pearlescent white and had gullwing doors if I recall correctly. Truly gopping thing!


roscobbc

4,040 posts

271 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Another?

loose cannon

6,057 posts

270 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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hurlNot sure about the nice car bit to start with but this was on eBay for £25,000 a few weeks ago eek

LittleEnus

3,500 posts

203 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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RobinSherwood said:
There was a lad at school who used to be dropped off in something like this, it was pearlescent white and had gullwing doors if I recall correctly. Truly gopping thing!

smokin

imagineifyeswill

1,250 posts

195 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Iva Barchetta said:
2 different points here.



Sticker bombing a Barchetta ,who'd do such a thing ?....losergetmecoat

And a collection of Ford Cosworths in your front garden, going mouldy.
Is that pics from your Scandinavian trip, is that the garden of the guy who has bought up dozens of Sierra and Escort Cosworths and just left them to rot basically.

Rapierdave

30 posts

175 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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How to ruin the look of an Opel Manta imho


Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

192 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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imagineifyeswill said:
Iva Barchetta said:
2 different points here.



Sticker bombing a Barchetta ,who'd do such a thing ?....losergetmecoat

And a collection of Ford Cosworths in your front garden, going mouldy.
Is that pics from your Scandinavian trip, is that the garden of the guy who has bought up dozens of Sierra and Escort Cosworths and just left them to rot basically.
Yes and yes.
This was 2014, also went there in 2010 in my Escort Cosworth.

All the Escorts present in 10 were gone in 14.

4rephill

5,165 posts

207 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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RichB said:
TooMany2cvs said:
gforceg said:
C'mon, do your worst. HNY and all that.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C806126

That would have been the dog's in 1986. It's very... representative of its era.
rofl In 1986 I was 30 and well into cars and that would have been a laughing stock then!
"A laughing stock" In '86? - I think your memory of '86 is failing you a bit!

The mid 80's were the era of excess and of power dressing. It was a time of Miami Vice, of rolling the sleeves up on your suit jacket (usually every 30 seconds as they kept falling down your arm again!), a time when being seen to be flashy was normal.

The only people who thought cars like these were "A laughing stock" in '86 were the old fogey's who were out of touch with what was cool at the time!

Had you been @ 14~22years old in '86 and in touch with the very latest trends then this car would have been "Well wicked man!", as it was a "Miami Vice" style car on UK roads.


Today, it's it's a classic example of how things went too far in the 80's - The motoring equivalent of the super-wide shoulder pads that women wore "back in the day".

The fashion of the 80's did not age well, and that goes for both the clothes and some the modifications made to the cars of the time - This car being a case in point.

Drive this car today and you'd better be prepared to be "A laughing stock"!, as people will ridicule you for driving such a comical looking car.

If you drove it back it '86 though, then the only people who would have ridiculed you would have been those who were simply too old to be cool!