90% of people die in their sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[niceguy1]

, WTF why the hell are we soo worried about terrorism/war/murder etc. Best chances are you'll see out you're days in a nursing home, or better after good sex in a TVR at the age of 90, (if the TVR lasts that long

Well can anyone frind the Newspaper article I found this from? Nuclear war would probably be 50/50 alive and dead, but dead before you know it so what the hell

[fuzzidyce]

I'm so eager to get to sleep now...

[mikes_3r]

"90% of the people die in their sleep"... Does that mean they'll put Gatso in the bedrooms now to prevent deaths from sleep??



>> Edited by mikes_3r on Saturday 18th September 03:45

[niceguy1]

mikes_3r said:

"90% of the people die in their sleep"... Does that mean they'll put Gatso in the bedrooms now to prevent deaths from sleep?? >> Edited by mikes_3r on Saturday 18th September 03:45

You have Gatsos in the States We must stop this.:meanevilangryface:

[mikes_3r]

Not many "speed" cams overall (alot less than you guys from the sound of it). Lots of "red light runner" cams though.

[Pigeon]

niceguy1 said:

Nuclear war would probably be 50/50 alive and dead, but dead before you know it

Only for those lucky enough to be fairly close to a detonation. For the majority it would be slow and painful.

[condor]

The most common time of death is 4am...

[nubbin]

condor said:

The most common time of death is 4am...

That's because your blood pressure is highest then, and puts more strain on hearts ravaged by Western lifestyles, so we all have heart attacks and die.

Did you also know that most babies are born at 3-4a.m. because it was better in the animal kingdom to give birth at night when predators were less likely to be active? That's also why we're all horny in late Summer - to ensure birth occurs when there's plenty of food to bring on developing offspring in the following Spring.

[Big_M]

Quite a few people die on the toilet as well. Constipation is a bad thing.

My undertaker friend attended a house where a guy had died on the toilet, fallen off and wedged his head behind the pedestal of the wash basin. They had to smash the pedestal to get him out.

[raf dug]

Dying in your sleep sounds painless to me, I can live with that
Although on the other hand this news could cause insomnia with people not wanting to sleep incase they don't wake up

>> Edited by raf dug on Saturday 18th September 10:40

[ScoobyZoom]

I want to die in my sleep like my Grandad did...

Not screaming and shouting in terror like the passengers in his car...

sorry someone had to say it.. I know pass me my coat...

[niceguy1]

vixpy1 said:

Rimmer: I once worked for the samaritans Lister: Yea, but 5 people rang up, and they all commited suicide! Rimmer: Well. Lister: One was a wrong number!!! Its a classic program!

This is Al-Vixpy this is a hi-jack

[Beaconbouy]

nubbin said:

condor said: The most common time of death is 4am... That's because your blood pressure is highest then, and puts more strain on hearts ravaged by Western lifestyles, so we all have heart attacks and die. Did you also know that most babies are born at 3-4a.m. because it was better in the animal kingdom to give birth at night when predators were less likely to be active? That's also why we're all horny in late Summer - to ensure birth occurs when there's plenty of food to bring on developing offspring in the following Spring.

phew

[hammerwerfer]

How many children have been scarred by the old rhymne "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die befor I wake...."

[groucho]

niceguy1 said:

(if the TVR lasts that long

Naughty!






>> Edited by groucho on Saturday 26th February 10:37

[piquet]

nubbin said:

condor said: The most common time of death is 4am... That's because your blood pressure is highest then, and puts more strain on hearts ravaged by Western lifestyles, so we all have heart attacks and die. Did you also know that most babies are born at 3-4a.m. because it was better in the animal kingdom to give birth at night when predators were less likely to be active? That's also why we're all horny in late Summer - to ensure birth occurs when there's plenty of food to bring on developing offspring in the following Spring.

no 4 am is when your blood pressure is at it lowest, people are relaxed when they sleep, the blood pressure comes down, 4am is when your metabolic rate is the lowest

[Hilts]

niceguy1 said:

Nuclear war would probably be 50/50 alive and dead, but dead before you know it so what the hell

'A nuclear war can ruin your whole day' - Unknown