Awful joke....

[rico]

What do ducks snort?












Quack

[Muncher]

You were right.

[vixpy1]

What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head?


Sister Matic!

[wrinkly]

What's white and glides across the floor?














Come dancing

[MrFlibbles]

a centipede?

[ultimasimon]

a miilipede?

[Zorro]

los angeles said:

What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air? (Answers after a few guesses.)

a pi55ed centipede ?

[MrFlibbles]

ultimasimon said:

a miilipede?

everyone knows they have a million legs!

[branflakes]

What has 150 legs and no pubic hair?




















The first three rows at a "Busted" concert.

>> Edited by branflakes on Monday 29th November 23:23

[SXS]

Why the monkey fall off the tree??








cos he had no legs

[danhay]

Saw a book in Waterstones today..."Ventriloquism for Dummies"

[rolex]

Wow, millipedes. Can you imagine the shoe bill!

[Dibble]

What's green and lies in the gutter?








An unripe, dead bus.

[Dibble]

What's green and isn't there?












No tomatoes

[MrFlibbles]

branflakes said:

What has 150 legs and no pubic hair? The first three rows at a "Busted" concert.

[Dibble]

What's blue and white, and swings from tree to tree?
















Tarzan the fridge with a denim jacket on....







OK, OK, I'm going now...

[Dibble]

los angeles said:

That was disgraceful, Dibble.

Watch yourself on these steps, Sir...

[rich_b]

Dibble said:

What's green and isn't there? No tomatoes

I love this joke, but you got the colour wrong!!