"How Dare You".

[anniesdad]

My new favourite saying after Max and Paddy on Friday night...

Anyone got any favourites?

I've got a Bolton accent as well, so I've got it down to a tea.

[alexkp]

A friend of mine keeps using this:

"I was sweating like a "

It's rather rude, but for some reason has me in stitches.

He tends to use it to describe any slightly stressful situation or aggravation.

(Just for clarification...the censored word begins with a "c")

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[pzero64]

I have said ‘ding, dang, doo’ rather a lot lately.

[Plotloss]

A couple of shows ago, this destroyed me:

She was a dwarf

Whats that then?

Its a kind of midgit

Wasnt that a Queen song?

I was chortling for a good 5 days after that...

[Alistair H.]

"8 o clock Pearl Harbour, 12 o clock Pearl necklace! - That'l do for HMS Paddy!"

[tycho]

anonymous said:

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My brother uses "I was sweating like a rapist" all the time....

[Plotloss]

Sweating like a peadophile on a bouncy castle is a popular variation

[SpaceCowboy]

and another...

"sweatin' like a whore's kickers."

A common Northern Irish one that.

[Mrs Fish]

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market...

[Plotloss]

Mrs Fish said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market...

One of the best...

[bigandclever]

Episode 6 could be a good'un

"The diabolical duo have more problems to contend with when they are caught speeding by a roadside camera."

[tycho]

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber field.....

[Incorrigible]

Trembling like a paedophile at a nativity play

etc

Tight as a sharks arse at 40 fathoms is my personal favourite

[planetdave]

tycho said:

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber field.....

or

'a cornered virgin'

or

'a man on a rape charge'

[Plotloss]

Shaking like a shitting dog...

[docevi1]

Sweating like a peadophile in mothercare.

Learnt not to tell my mother that one while shopping for my God Son in Mothercare

[Davey S1]

I still like the old 'this is a broom 'andled Mauser'

Its inflatable filth

[anniesdad]

Plotloss said:

Shaking like a shitting dog...

[sparkythecat]

Plotloss said:

Shaking like a shitting dog...

Akin to this

Dathering like a dog shitting razor blades

[VTEC_DOHC]

Plotloss said:

Shaking like a shitting dog...

That one is fecking class!

Nice one Matt