No wonder men are happier!
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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Apart from various lumps and protruberances, that has to be the biggest difference between the sexes.EmmaP said:
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
I'd have to disagree with this point
You're not alone there. IMO, there are hardly any blokes that could get away with wearing shorts without severely harming the aesthetic wellbeing of their surroundings (and I sure am not one of them). That said, there's a fair number of women committing similar crimes against said general aesthetic wellbeing by means of a seemingly complete lack of understanding of what suits their appearance. For both sexes, summer is a particularly nasty season in this respect
wedge girl said:
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
My younger brother on year managed to buy all the family Christmas presents on the 24th in 10 minutes just before the shop closed. When I say a shop I really mean a BP Petrol Station. Imagine my surprise when I got 5 lts on anti-freeze and a cammy leather. it wouldn't have been so bad but I didn't even have a car at the time.
wedge girl said:
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
900T-R said:
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
I'd have to disagree with this point
...there's a fair number of women committing similar crimes against said general aesthetic wellbeing by means of a seemingly complete lack of understanding of what suits their appearance. For both sexes, summer is a particularly nasty season in this respect
The same holds true for most Friday and Saturday nights in Nottingham
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