Bum Paper - The Facts
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Fact:- UK women watch UK TV which is so packed with dross, they vegetate, don't think for themselves and believe the adverts. "Since your life is so mundane, buy showbiz bog-roll".
When I was at uni, a inter-house feud resulted in us using the yellow pages! (As the bird wouldn't take her turn to use the bog roll, and kept the quilted, silk stuff in her bedroom) Horrible bitch!
When I was at uni, a inter-house feud resulted in us using the yellow pages! (As the bird wouldn't take her turn to use the bog roll, and kept the quilted, silk stuff in her bedroom) Horrible bitch!
Don't worry, if you ever miss a British slow-swirling and somewhat ineffectual toilet, you can always install an American low-flow variety. If they're going to reduce the gallons per flush, they might as well put the tank back up near the ceiling, with the proverbial chain (as in "who pulled your chain" that my father used to ask me when I butted in) to make up for the loss in flushing power. There's no point to low-flow if it takes more than one flush. Stoooopid.
los angeles said:
Bit bored then LA?
All in the cause of research, Kenny. I couldn't find any quilted here and discovered the bare-assed truth!!!
Good for you then
It's always good to learn about different cultures. The stuff where I stayed in Germany was really rough, almost like brown wrapping paper. Toughened me up though 
Slightly O/T but ughh... work in 5 hours, the holidays are over
kenny320 said:
Good for you then
In the insterests of spreading knowledge then, when visiting my relations in India I was always puzzled as to why my Uncle only ever ate with his right hand, and grew the little finger nail of his left hand slightly longer than the rest
Ah, Izal, I remember it well, if not fondly. Used to smear the brown stuff all over your cheeks, whilst absorbing none of it. No wonder my grandad always had a pained expression.
I am also minded of a trip to a new Aramco facility in Saudi, where the buildings were complete but the staff had not yet moved in.
I went for a dump and found there was no wrapping paper (as it were), so I was forced to 'go native' and use the arse-hose. Luckily, I tested the spray first before I watered my crevice: the blast would have stripped paint at 20 paces. I backed it off to a trickle at the wall tap and was able to bathe my tortured ringpiece with a warm gentle shower.
Then I spent the rest of the day grinning like a loon every time I had to shake hands with an Arab....
I am also minded of a trip to a new Aramco facility in Saudi, where the buildings were complete but the staff had not yet moved in.
I went for a dump and found there was no wrapping paper (as it were), so I was forced to 'go native' and use the arse-hose. Luckily, I tested the spray first before I watered my crevice: the blast would have stripped paint at 20 paces. I backed it off to a trickle at the wall tap and was able to bathe my tortured ringpiece with a warm gentle shower.
Then I spent the rest of the day grinning like a loon every time I had to shake hands with an Arab....
los angeles said:
Bit bored then LA?
All in the cause of research, Kenny. I couldn't find any quilted here and discovered the bare-assed truth!!!
Two words for you LA: Quilted Northern. Best I can find here but, contrary to most other things in the US, all toilet paper seems smaller than back home. And just look at some of the arses on the sceptics!
I seem to remember hearing somewhere that the reason for the difference was down to different national wiping techniques.
We Brits apparantly prefer to wipe using the flat of the sheet whereas the Yanks prefer to scrunch the paper up which would bung up the toilet if performed with civilised toilet paper.
Of course I may be mistaken.
We Brits apparantly prefer to wipe using the flat of the sheet whereas the Yanks prefer to scrunch the paper up which would bung up the toilet if performed with civilised toilet paper.
Of course I may be mistaken.
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