Hayes Squad news

[nobbybombshell]

'Press release from the Hayez squad website'

Revs Car Shoot Featuring Hayezsquad Nov 2004.

With so many awesome cars , it’s hard to decide which magazine will do justice for our motors . With constant calls from all the popular motor magazines for a feature , decision was tough…

After careful vetting REVS seemed to have one of the countries top photographer and equally good features writer; so the choice was inevitable. With location located and the date fixed, it was time to do the feature on this awesome automobile.

With an early morning start to a late night finish, it was certain to be a perfect shoot….

Check out the exclusive preview of the shoot below and remember to go out and purchase the March 2005 issue of the REVS magazine.

[Iceman82]

I think that this is an interesting, if slightly poorly spelt response to car crime from HayezSquad member Asif: SO MR THIEVE IF YOU ARE READING THIS …HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN ….AND HOPE THE THINGS YOU’VE TAKEN HELPS TOWARDS FEEDING YOUR FAMILY….BUT NEXT TIME YOU NEED MONEY COME JUST ASK ME; COS I’VE GOT MORE MONEY THEN YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE TIME …YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DO OVER A CAR; COME HERE I SHOW YEAH HOW ITS REALLY DONE BY THE PROFFESSIONALLS YOU PUSSY BOY AMATURES ….YOU BLOODY OPPORTUNIST….YOU CALL YOURSELF THIEVES….YOU EMBARRESS ME. …HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE COS THAT’LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU’LL EVER RIDE IN A CAR LIKE THIS …..YOU GOT LUCKY …THANK YOUR LUCK STARS ….NEXT TIME YOU’LL HAVE A GAT UP YOUR ASS…ITS ALL OVER WHEN I GET HOLD OF YEAH”

That is the word on the street, homie! (sp!)

[pesty]

I didnt actualy think people talked like this

"enuff respec 2 hayezsquad, quality motorz on show - BiG aL"
"thot the civic was minted..."
"You Manz are doin' a mad job, hope yo see you on Southall Broadway on Eid!

"Big up Hayezsquad nuff respect 2 all u manz hold tite ezi 1 up"

"keep doin wot ur doin boiz, da carz r all BLING!! nuff luv shortee xxx"


etc etc.

Our language has evolved I feel old

[nobbybombshell]

This bloke is a fan too (allegedly)

[d3ano]

that guys an angel. look at the glow round him. Either that or he has been playing with plutonium (sp?)

[FourWheelDrift]

Asif innit said:

SO MR THIEVE IF YOU ARE READING THIS …HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN ….AND HOPE THE THINGS YOU’VE TAKEN HELPS TOWARDS FEEDING YOUR FAMILY….BUT NEXT TIME YOU NEED MONEY COME JUST ASK ME; COS I’VE GOT MORE MONEY THEN YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE TIME …YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DO OVER A CAR; COME HERE I SHOW YEAH HOW ITS REALLY DONE BY THE PROFFESSIONALLS YOU PUSSY BOY AMATURES ….YOU BLOODY OPPORTUNIST….YOU CALL YOURSELF THIEVES….YOU EMBARRESS ME. …HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE COS THAT’LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU’LL EVER RIDE IN A CAR LIKE THIS …..YOU GOT LUCKY …THANK YOUR LUCK STARS ….NEXT TIME YOU’LL HAVE A GAT UP YOUR ASS…ITS ALL OVER WHEN I GET HOLD OF YEAH”

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, now please leave the planet.

>> Edited by FourWheelDrift on Thursday 6th January 16:18

[Liszt]

Call me an old fuddy-duddy, but what is a gat? Does he mean cat?

[phatgixer]

What exactly is a gat?

Is it a gun, as in a Gat gun? I had one when I was a nipper, and it was pap. Air pistols were miles better and the barrel never got stuck in the mud when you cocked it (whilst your mates took pot shots at you in a hedge)

[minimax]

Iceman82 said:

….YOU BLOODY OPPORTUNIST….YOU CALL YOURSELF THIEVES….YOU EMBARRESS ME.

...so basically he left his car unlocked like a tw*t and it got nicked..

[Iceman82]

He can't even spell either!! Dear god! Though it is good to read, that he offers to show the thief how a real criminal does the job. Interesting!!

>> Edited by Iceman82 on Thursday 6th January 16:47

[FourWheelDrift]

nobbybombshell said:

Is he in panto this year?