Bank robbers didn't expect this
Discussion
"The Northern Bank now intends to withdraw most of its current notes and re-issue them in a different colour and style."
Imagine that. You pull off the most succesful bank robbery in history. So successful, in fact, the authorities withdraw the currency! Get out of that one bank robbers!! Government one, Bank Robbers nil.
Imagine that. You pull off the most succesful bank robbery in history. So successful, in fact, the authorities withdraw the currency! Get out of that one bank robbers!! Government one, Bank Robbers nil.
But hang on - I heard the notes were untraceable. So the robbers, with a lot of their friends, of whom I'm sure they suddenly have a lot, can simply go back to the bank and say 'I've come to swap this for the new stuff please...'
By the time the bank realises they've got £22M too much back, it will be too late. They'll have to do it again...
By the time the bank realises they've got £22M too much back, it will be too late. They'll have to do it again...

simpo two said:
But hang on - I heard the notes were untraceable. So the robbers, with a lot of their friends, of whom I'm sure they suddenly have a lot, can simply go back to the bank and say 'I've come to swap this for the new stuff please...'
By the time the bank realises they've got £22M too much back, it will be too late. They'll have to do it again...
The bank has all the numbers on the stolen notes - so the IRA cant exchage it for new stuff. I bet they are really chuffed holding £26m worth of loo roll

Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff