Late Arrivals at Black Tie & Pie

[Flat in Fifth]

Tangentially from Towman's Mornington Crescent thread we present another ISIHAC favourite the Late Arrivals.


My Lords Ladies and Gentlemen.

May I present Mr and Mrs Ed, and just flown in from Hollywood their actor son...... Vin Diesel Ed.

and just arrived from Asia, Mr & Mrs gedhorseofchavtat and their strange looking daughter.....
Win gedhorseofchavtat who is accompanied by her admirer Mr Vixpy1.

(I'm sorry what was that Mr Vixpy?..... Yes we do provide cutlery...... No I don't think that purple number will complement the cruet set}

oh what a surprise from North Wales we have the Chief Constable Mr Richard Brunstrom accompanied by his many admirers and supporters ........ :silence:

[towman]

We received literally one letter of request for you to start this thread!

[rude girl]

towman said:

We received literally one letter of request for you to start this thread!

...from a Mrs Trellis....

[tubbystu]

rude girl said:

towman said: We received literally one letter of request for you to start this thread! ...from a Mrs Trellis....

of North Wales

(You can now also now get a bonus archive addition on BBC 7 following the Monday broadcast )

[lightningghost]

towman said:

We received literally one letter of request for you to start this thread!

Reminds me of:

Little Britain said:

Literally tens of people flock to Scotland each year

And I can't stand Little Britain

[rude girl]

tubbystu said:

You can now also now get a bonus archive addition on BBC 7 following the Monday broadcast

Must admit that I have either BBC 4 or BBC 7 on 'listen again' most of the time now - the telly's complete sh1te nowadays, and barely requires the masses to swallow their drool, much less engage their brains.

Saying that, the easiest way to get me to sit completely still and in silence with my eyes like saucers is to put QVC on. It's like giving me Novocaine. I can't believe people part with money for that stuff. I'm half expecting something in Diamonique from Himself for my birthday

[wedg1e]

rude girl said:

Saying that, the easiest way to get me to sit completely still and in silence with my eyes like saucers is to put QVC on. It's like giving me Novocaine. I can't believe people part with money for that stuff. I'm half expecting something in Diamonique from Himself for my birthday

I heard that our very own Vixpy1, PH's answer to David Dickinson, is about to launch his new range of display glassware on there...

[rude girl]

wedg1e said:

PH's answer to David Dickinson

I think you must be mistaken. Vixpy may have the goods, but he's the wrong colour for David Dickinson. You're thinking of Jamer, surely?

[planetdave]

[sing]
who let the cat out
meow
meow meow meow
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[beano500]

Ladies and Gentle-men

Would you please wlcome Mr and Mrs BennetIdon'tbelievethere'sanotherthreadonthis... and their son....

[Altogether now]

Gordon BennetIdon'tbelievethere'sanotherthreadonthis...

[planetdave]

BTW does anyone have a picture of the delectable Samantha? (puff,pant etc)

Or is Humph pulling our plonkers (or whatever Rude Girl has as compensation )

[beano500]

I think you'll find she's gone down with the two old gents from the record library, just at the moment.....

[mawds]

Yes, rumour has it that they had a couple of ancient seven inchers that they were keen for her to see...

[apache]

I swear they're speaking in tongues

[PetrolTed]

One thread is fair enough, but let's not turn the whole Pie and Piston into randomness.