Why are horse boxes so slow?
Why are horse boxes so slow?
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wolosp

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2,337 posts

287 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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We've all travelled behind a horse box being driven like its contents is a load of precious unsecured china.
OK, so it's someone's P & J in there, but consider what is going to happen when they arrive at their destination, the horse is unloaded and ridden around a field, across rough ground and over fences FFS....so why can't it cope with the occasional bend at 50mph in a specialised transportation vehicle?

followsw

42 posts

272 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Strap the horsey down nice and tight and go as fast as you like. Just give it a few extra polos at the far end.

mxdi

13,993 posts

271 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Well, you try standing up in a lorry whilst going round bends







Maybe its just me then, better cut down on the beer

love machine

7,609 posts

257 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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They haven't discovered the joys of putting the thing in sideways and using a decent set of ratchet straps. I reckon they should be on flat bed trailers as well, keeps the centre of gravity low.

singlecoil

35,741 posts

268 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Horse transport is quicker and more efficient after the horses have been converted to Whiskas etc.

2 Smokin Barrels

31,703 posts

257 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Haven't you noticed that Horse Boxes are the oldest trucks on the road? They're mostly Bedfords!

2 Smokin Barrels

31,703 posts

257 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Actually, they're mostly 7.5 tonners. Does this mean that with the passage of time there will be less of em? (Will the lasses driving them need an LGV licence, or are they exempt?)

DennisTheMenace

15,605 posts

290 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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mxdi said:
Well, you try standing up in a lorry whilst going round bends







Maybe its just me then, better cut down on the beer


Been there done that 5 of us in a transit , and a crate of beer heading for a beach party .

sodding horses though turn them to glue, had the normal parade of stuck up pillocks riding over the xmas period on the roads side by side with no reflective jackets on

wedg1e

27,007 posts

287 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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What gets me is why they always have 'Caution - Horses' somewhere on them.

Why should I be cautious? Is the horse driving without insurance?

towman

14,938 posts

261 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
Actually, they're mostly 7.5 tonners. Does this mean that with the passage of time there will be less of em? (Will the lasses driving them need an LGV licence, or are they exempt?)

Some of the stuff around newmarket etc is really expensive 17 & 24 tonne Scanias / Volvos etc . Most are driven by women truckies. I have to say, if you want to see a truck driven smoothly and progressively, these are the girls to watch.

Steve

yertis

19,523 posts

288 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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I think horses get bad motion sickness, which I think I would if I was forced to stand in a windowless box full of hay and horse-shit while being driven at 40 mph along country roads. May be if they fitted the horse box with decent windows for the horse to look out of it wouldn't get so sick...

MimiB

365 posts

254 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Do you appreciate the cost of horses? No. Do you appreciate the delicateness ( ) of horses? No.

Picture the scene, your precious cargo is £16,000 (exchange to current rate for fantasy car) and is currently in the back of a box, you have the choice to either i) Drive like a maniac and bash said fantasy car around or ii) Drive with due care and caution, observing potential hazards to your cargo.

Bearing in mind i) Has effects of gross vet bills heighting at £1000 per week for a horsepital stay (MINUS veterinary charges of £500 + ) or possibility of said horse being shot.

Anyway, they don't ALL drive slow. Admittedly the Bedfords give everything a bad name, they cut out at 50

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

268 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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wedg1e said:
What gets me is why they always have 'Caution - Horses' somewhere on them.

Why should I be cautious? Is the horse driving without insurance?


Because if the horse bolted and hit your car, it would not only write off your car but also stand a good chance of killing you, but I would like to think if the animal was that highly strung it would not be on the road.

I have not really been into horses but the family are. I give them as much room as I can and slow down for them. When I am in the Cerbera I have to coast past!

yertis

19,523 posts

288 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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MimiB said:
Do you appreciate the cost of horses? No. Do you appreciate the delicateness ( ) of horses? No.


Hosses aren't dead popular on here Mimi.

2 Smokin Barrels

31,703 posts

257 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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towman said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:
Actually, they're mostly 7.5 tonners. Does this mean that with the passage of time there will be less of em? (Will the lasses driving them need an LGV licence, or are they exempt?)


Some of the stuff around newmarket etc is really expensive 17 & 24 tonne Scanias / Volvos etc . Most are driven by women truckies. I have to say, if you want to see a truck driven smoothly and progressively, these are the girls to watch.

Steve


I'll keep me eyes open!

towman

14,938 posts

261 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Why do they need to be transported?

yertis

19,523 posts

288 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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towman said:
Why do they need to be transported?


They tried to form a union.

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

268 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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towman said:
Why do they need to be transported?


Eh? Why?

Well, go to the Vets, go to Shows, go to a new yard, go for a ride or X-Country.

Is it really that a difficult a question?

jacobyte

4,764 posts

264 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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towman said:
Why do they need to be transported?

To get from where they are to where they need to be. E.G. from Germany to England. Or from Frensham to Badminton. Or Germany to Frensham to Badminton (if you catch my drift )

I hate horse boxes too, but I appreciate they serve a purpose and we share the road with them. Horses aren't strapped down like cars are on a flatbed. On a long journey with corners, bumps, etc, their legs get really knackered (pun intended!).

MimiB

365 posts

254 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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yertis said:

MimiB said:
Do you appreciate the cost of horses? No. Do you appreciate the delicateness ( ) of horses? No.



Hosses aren't dead popular on here Mimi.


Gathered that hence the hint of sarcasm!

Just don't appreciate the finer things in life...