Ouch!

[mutt k]

www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/15879802?source=PA

[b17nns]

"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth."

lol

[richie_few]

[Incorrigible]

Blimey, and I thought I knew some bunny boilers

[v15ben]

Very big shiver up my spine there

[groucho]

Crikey, he must have been good for her to be that upset.

Grouch.

[shirley temple]

[Plotloss]

You're not going to shag me so I'm ripping your nuts off.

Nothing quite like cutting off your nose to spite your face is there love?

[FourWheelDrift]

[Beaconbouy]

FourWheelDrift said:

>> Edited by Beaconbouy on Tuesday 11th January 17:28

[Buffalo]

news said:

Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Being in excruciating pain - you'd have thought he'd have noticed one of his marbles not being in the sack as it were!

>> Edited by Buffalo on Tuesday 11th January 18:36

[Marquis_Rex]

Ouch!
waiting for her to be hailed as some kind of heroine in a girly-chat show.