Last day in current job tomorrow

[StuB]

and I'd just like to gather a few classic one liners to try to use in my leaving speech as it's "been emotional" etc..

PH'ers advice very welcome.

[L100NYY]

"I'd love to say that it's been a pleasure working here........"

[richardthestag]

<groucho marx>I had a great time, sadly this wasn't it!</groucho marx>

[minimax]

over the years I've come to regard you all......







as some people i've met

[Plotloss]

Thank you very much for clubbing together and giving me what I have always wanted...








...a captive audience.

[JonRB]

L100NYY said:

"I'd love to say that it's been a pleasure working here........"

"... but as we all know that would be a complete and utter lie. So I shall confine myself to saying 'sod off' and if I ever see any of you again it will be 50 billion years too soon"

That ought to do it.

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 13th January 15:06

[Corin Denton]

My last day tomorrow too!

[holbayhead]

Not for your speech but always good to put in someones leaving card.....

"sorry I don't know who you are but I gather you won't be missed"

[cotty]

you mean last half day.

P45

[AC79xxx]

holbayhead said:

Not for your speech but always good to put in someones leaving card..... "sorry I don't know who you are but I gather you won't be missed"

or;

Sorry, you're leaving

[stumartin]

Also leaving tomorrow, my, how the economic cogs are shifting on PH today. Stupidly however, I start the new job straightaway on Monday

Congrats btw. I put in someone's leaving card once "see I said you'd be fired before me!" - of course, I hope you don't work with anyone like me

[Corin Denton]

I on the other hand have 9 days off!

[stumartin]

Corin Denton said:

I on the other hand have 9 days off!

sonofawhatjumacallitdamnyourtimeoffsmuggitforgottodelaystartdateandnowfookedforholidaydearohdeartheybesthavealargecoffeemachine...

[Corin Denton]

stumartin said:

Corin Denton said: I on the other hand have 9 days off! sonofawhatjumacallitdamnyourtimeoffsmuggitforgottodelaystartdateandnowfookedforholidaydearohdeartheybesthavealargecoffeemachine...

[StuB]

I start Monday aswell, but then I'm off skiing to Killington VT on Friday for 10 days

[stumartin]

Wohoo! Last day and I'm wrecked. Last hour or so to justify the day and I'm off to the pub, again

[stub]

Finished at 1 then off to the pub. Home by 2.30 as the mrs was 'working from home'.

2 bottles of fizzy later and she's watching eastenders