I just got stoned !
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BMGM3

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10,480 posts

265 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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And no it wasn't in the drugs way you first thought !
I'm on my way home when I pass two kids standing on the corner of the road . They are standing close to the kerb, but not looking like they are waiting to cross, so I'm just driving as normal when one steps forward and throws something low at my car which impacts with a thud. I'm see the kid out the corner of my eye and it's instant rage !

I just quickly notwe that there's nothing behind me ,so hit the brakes hard and slam in into reverse . I nail the gas pedal so hard out of rage, that the rear wheels light-up and there's a cloud of tire smoke and axle tramp.For some reason just as this happens , I just have time to think ' ohhhh thats must look cool from the outside '. Said kids see this and must crap themselves as start to run down the side turning,with me trying to control the car that's going to fast in reverse than I can handle . I just about mis a parked Merc as I'm trying to reverse as fast as I can around a sharp bend while also trying to keep an eye on which house they are running for .

The side turning turns out to be a cul-de-sac and I'm suddenly at the end and trying to brake before going into someone front garden . I jump out only to find the little fuc***s are gone leaving me looking over fences and into back gardens looking for them, but nothing.

I pass this turning everday,and I'm sure these two kids are always hanging about there . The next thing is what I'm going to do when I catch up with the little sods ....

Forgot to say . All this went on when it was dark and I can't see any damage now . I'll get a better look in the morning .....

>>> Edited by BMGM3 on Friday 14th January 19:07

Fabienne

64 posts

289 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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Tie them to the back of your car and take them for a drive

VTEC_DOHC

2,453 posts

267 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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Fabienne said:
Tie them to the back of your car and take them for a drive


Seconded.

cotty

41,805 posts

306 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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BMGM3 said:
The next thing is what I'm going to do when I catch up with the little sods ....


Unfortunatly returning the stones at the same velocity would not be a good idea, fun though

tomtvr

6,909 posts

263 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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that happened to me once, but it was a water bomb
didnt go after them, it was a council estate and their skinhead dad would have come out and knifed me or i would have ended up cutting myself on the needles that were everywhere. little tossers

srebbe64

13,021 posts

259 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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It’s just kids having fun! Until the Government gets it act together and introduces dole money to younger teenagers what do you expect? If they’ve got nothing to do with their time, and no money to spend, it’s only fair that they find a way of passing the time.

What is unforgivable, is you reversing at great speed. Such acts only increase the level of greenhouse gases. Not only were excess fossil fuels consumed when you reversed, but obviously you eventually went forward. Therefore you drove along the same strip of road FOUR times - people like you are responsible for the destruction of the rain forest. I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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srebbe64 said:
I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.


May your todger turn green, shrivel and turn to dust.........

shirley temple

2,232 posts

254 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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had a dose of the same lat year on an estate near to where I live, trouble was it was an egg, the shell chipped the paint and the snot n gobble from the egg ended up through th rear pillar grilles on my Elan, I washed it off that night but a couple of days later it was a bit niffy!
Plod weren't interested, but would have been if I had caught the little sods, ironic huh?

love machine

7,609 posts

257 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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Just pull up around the corner and pursue them on foot. Knock one of the little bastards out cold and they will never do it again.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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love machine said:
Knock one of the little bastards out cold and they will never do it again.



.....I'm a love machine, you little bastard......



xplosiv

6 posts

253 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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Don't believe these little shits.

My stepdads golf got 'egged'a few years ago. crazed the paint work and pissed him off big time.

Hardcore2000

788 posts

293 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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did anyone hear that little old lady on question time saying "i think all 3 partys are useless and we only stand a chance if we elect the green party" very funny

lanciachris

3,357 posts

263 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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I had a bunch of kids get up from behind a hedge and chuck snowballs at my car in winter last year. Red mist rapidly descended and when they saw me skid to a halt and turn they started running. I drove straight through a too-small gap in the hedge (I didnt care about the car, just hugely angry at kids). Then I realised I was in the middle of the local college playing field and red mist lifted and I realised it was getting a bit high profile so I quietly turned and went back through the no longer too small gap in the hedge.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

289 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

srebbe64 said:
I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.



May your todger turn green, shrivel and turn to dust.........


Todger? Sir must surely be mistaken...


ErnestM

Muncher

12,235 posts

271 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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I'd be looking to scare them shitless, don't leave any marks but leave them in no doubt if they try that again they'll be in trouble.

towman

14,938 posts

261 months

Friday 14th January 2005
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Sometimes it great the way the posting sequence works out.......


mybrainhurts said:

May your todger turn green, shrivel and turn to dust.........


and in the next post Shirley T said:
had a dose of the same last year on an estate near to where I live


alexkp

16,484 posts

266 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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Missus KP had an egg thrown at her car while driving at speed a few weeks ago. Luckily it impacted on the passenger side window. If it had gone all over the windscreen she would probably have crashed.

These total morons of kids need a public birching until they scream for mercy IMHO.

imperialism2024

1,596 posts

278 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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anonymous said:
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Vincent: "Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."

_dan_

2,392 posts

301 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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love machine said:
Just pull up around the corner and pursue them on foot. Knock one of the little bastards out cold and they will never do it again.


Seconded, Twat the one or both of the little fkers squarely in the face and watch them think twice next time you drive past!

lightningghost

4,943 posts

271 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

srebbe64 said:
I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.



May your todger turn green, shrivel and turn to dust.........


What a brilliant post!