Wayne Rooney joke
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England are due to play Northern Ireland in a world-cup qualifier. They've already qualified so it's effectively a run-out for the England team.
They arrive in Belfast and, as a favour to the rest of the lads, Wayne tells them not to bother playing. He said he'd be happy to take them on by himself so his teammates can spend the day visiting a few bars and relaxing.
The team agrees and they settle themselves in the hotel bar. The match kicks off and, after 10 minutes, the match score flashes up on the TV "Northern Ireland 0-1 England".
The lads couldn't believe it, not only was the boy wonder playing the whole Northern Irish football team single-handedly, he was beating them as well!
Much revelry followed, until in the 89th minute a second score-flash came up - "Northern Ireland 1-1 England". The lads were gobsmacked that after 90 mins, the game finished at 1-1 and headed off to Windsor Park to meet up with Wayne and take him out for a night on the town.
When they got into the changing room, they saw him sitting in tears, with his head between his legs. He was inconsolable. They asked him what was wrong, he said "I'm so sorry lads. I've really let you down."
David Beckham said to him "what are you talking about? With none of us beside you, you've just held a team of 11 players to a draw over 90 minutes. What have you got to be upset about?"
Wayne said "I got sent off in the 12th minute...".
They arrive in Belfast and, as a favour to the rest of the lads, Wayne tells them not to bother playing. He said he'd be happy to take them on by himself so his teammates can spend the day visiting a few bars and relaxing.
The team agrees and they settle themselves in the hotel bar. The match kicks off and, after 10 minutes, the match score flashes up on the TV "Northern Ireland 0-1 England".
The lads couldn't believe it, not only was the boy wonder playing the whole Northern Irish football team single-handedly, he was beating them as well!
Much revelry followed, until in the 89th minute a second score-flash came up - "Northern Ireland 1-1 England". The lads were gobsmacked that after 90 mins, the game finished at 1-1 and headed off to Windsor Park to meet up with Wayne and take him out for a night on the town.
When they got into the changing room, they saw him sitting in tears, with his head between his legs. He was inconsolable. They asked him what was wrong, he said "I'm so sorry lads. I've really let you down."
David Beckham said to him "what are you talking about? With none of us beside you, you've just held a team of 11 players to a draw over 90 minutes. What have you got to be upset about?"
Wayne said "I got sent off in the 12th minute...".
bridgdav said:
Harry Redknap has been caught speeding on the M3this weekend.
He told the officer it was the only way that he could get 3 points.....
He He, worked for Portsmouth last year and it still works at Southampton!
Another footy joke then:
Spanish Phrases:
Mario Almunia = David James!
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