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towman

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Monday 17th January 2005
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No points for the obvious.........

DRV112

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Monday 17th January 2005
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Whilst flying over chequers, the armed forces thought they would show Bliar just what they thought of the restructuring plan.

selmer

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264 months

Monday 17th January 2005
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"Roger over. And out...aahhh"

Jon C

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Monday 17th January 2005
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towman said:




"If Alexander the Great was operating an Air Force, He'd probably have the best in-flight refuelling system in the world....."

towman

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Monday 17th January 2005
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I know it`s poor form to add your own captions, but this just came to me.....

Old RAF term ..A Bombers moon!

alexkp

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266 months

Monday 17th January 2005
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towman said:
No points for the obvious.........




- Much to the crew's embarrassment, while on a mission over enemy territory, Gervaise misunderstood his captain's instructions to make a friendly gesture...

- Brian distinguished himself on his first mission by mistaking the front gunner's position for the khazi..

- RAF top brass were mortified to receive photographic evidence that gay hanky panky was not restricted to Naval vessels at sea.

towman

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Monday 17th January 2005
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anonymous said:
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coffee, keyboard etc

alextgreen

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Monday 17th January 2005
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Having run out of bullets, bombs and bedsteads - brian decided to drop one instead.

sparkythecat

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Ther'e a major misunderstanding by the new WRAF crewmember when the skipper gives the command 'Flaps Down'

vixpy1

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Ooooh, I've had curry!

Stand by for a pebbledash run!

D-Angle

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Attention front gunner, we are now flying over France...

Phil S

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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The Royal Air Force became the 'butt' of many a joke...

love machine

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Russian spy plane catches RAF gunner tapping one out.

omitchell

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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after the complaints about the marks on the windows the front gunner took it upon himself to make a point

mybrainhurts

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Does my arse look big in this....?

towman

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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towman said:
No points for the obvious

mybrainhurts said:
Does my arse look big in this....?


Bugger

mybrainhurts

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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No, Murphy, you bloody fool.......I said take over as BOMB aimer......

mechsympathy

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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What's that you say? Bummer Command?

s 8 grn

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Prince Harry to join the RAF

wedg1e

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Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Quick! Get some more methane in the tanks, the propellors have stopped agan....!