Office Dares, who wants to play???
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Bored at the office? Wondering how you are going to get through another day of tedium and monotony?
Then help is at hand, this Friday try to fit in as many of the following dares as possible during the course of a day and see how big a score you can build up, come close of play, post your score on this thread and, assuming Ted hasn’t taken exception to it, we’ll find out who the most bored Pistonheadder is!!! Maybe it could turning into a monthly thing, with a prize at the end of the year...?
1 POINT DARES
Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Hello, I just called to say I can't talk right now." Then hang up.
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, rub it against your cheek, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I needed to air it out."
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!"
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
While in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
In a colleague’s diary, write down a reminder for 9am: "See how I look in tights."
3 POINT DARES
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
Page yourself over the intercom without disguising your voice.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
Say “I better sit alone this morning since I ate 3 cans of baked beans for dinner last night” upon entering the canteen.
Walk around the office and pretend to take photos for your memory photo album.
Ask 5 people that sit around you to give you their used staples for your collection.
While on break and with people around you pour a cup of coffee, take a sip and pour it back in, while stating to everyone that, “maybe my backwash will add something to it.”
5 POINT DARES
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Make a paperclip necklace and give it to your boss.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Dude'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two."
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamacian accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
When a colleague is away from their desk, move their chair into the lift.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damm it, all of you just shut up!"
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask them if they wanna trade.
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Pick your nose while talking to a colleague.
Come to work in army combats and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
Tuck one trouser leg into your sock and when asked about, answer, "not now, it’s a long story" and walk away.
Then help is at hand, this Friday try to fit in as many of the following dares as possible during the course of a day and see how big a score you can build up, come close of play, post your score on this thread and, assuming Ted hasn’t taken exception to it, we’ll find out who the most bored Pistonheadder is!!! Maybe it could turning into a monthly thing, with a prize at the end of the year...?
1 POINT DARES
Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Hello, I just called to say I can't talk right now." Then hang up.
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, rub it against your cheek, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I needed to air it out."
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!"
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
While in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
In a colleague’s diary, write down a reminder for 9am: "See how I look in tights."
3 POINT DARES
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
Page yourself over the intercom without disguising your voice.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
Say “I better sit alone this morning since I ate 3 cans of baked beans for dinner last night” upon entering the canteen.
Walk around the office and pretend to take photos for your memory photo album.
Ask 5 people that sit around you to give you their used staples for your collection.
While on break and with people around you pour a cup of coffee, take a sip and pour it back in, while stating to everyone that, “maybe my backwash will add something to it.”
5 POINT DARES
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Make a paperclip necklace and give it to your boss.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Dude'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two."
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamacian accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
When a colleague is away from their desk, move their chair into the lift.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damm it, all of you just shut up!"
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask them if they wanna trade.
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Pick your nose while talking to a colleague.
Come to work in army combats and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
Tuck one trouser leg into your sock and when asked about, answer, "not now, it’s a long story" and walk away.
Top office prank is to phone someone up and whilst it's ringing, put them on hold and phone someone else up. Then when the second person picks the phone up connect them to the first and you can listen in and see how long it takes them to realise that neither of them called the other one 
chassis 33 said:
1 POINT DARES
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
In a colleague’s diary, write down a reminder for 9am: "See how I look in tights."
5 POINT DARES
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Dude'.
When a colleague is away from their desk, move their chair into the lift. (actually done this while they were on the chair!)
Pick your nose or ears (or scratching your arse or bollox) while talking to a colleague.
What's so daring about these one's. I already do or see this happening in my office every day!
How about, get your colleagues mobile while their away from desk and send dirty msgs to their mother/girlfriend/random number. Or send one saying that their last shag was crap and their breath stinks like monkey sick!. No-one in our office ever leaves their mobiles on the desk anymore!!!
Ah, the impossible object challenge? Yep, heard about a fair few of those, including -
"We need a glass hammer"
"Go to the lighting shop and ask for some 4' Fallopian Tubes" (only works with high school kids on Work Experience)
"Can you go out to Do It All and get some rainbow/tartan/transparent/black & white paint" (if the tartan one's tried on you, go into a car spares place and come back with a can of MG 'Tartan Red' - that'll teach 'em!)
"The hinges on the lift door have gone - I don't suppose you could..."
"We need a glass hammer"
"Go to the lighting shop and ask for some 4' Fallopian Tubes" (only works with high school kids on Work Experience)
"Can you go out to Do It All and get some rainbow/tartan/transparent/black & white paint" (if the tartan one's tried on you, go into a car spares place and come back with a can of MG 'Tartan Red' - that'll teach 'em!)
"The hinges on the lift door have gone - I don't suppose you could..."
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!"
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to "Mission Impossible".
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO, NO! It's those voices again!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Look right into the security cameras, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Set up a tent in the Camping Department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath aisle.
Re-dress mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares."
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the restrooms.
Try bras on over your clothes. (works very well if you're a man)
Run up to an employee, (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell at him, "I need tampons!" (again works very well if you're a man)
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!"
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to "Mission Impossible".
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO, NO! It's those voices again!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Look right into the security cameras, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Set up a tent in the Camping Department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath aisle.
Re-dress mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares."
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the restrooms.
Try bras on over your clothes. (works very well if you're a man)
Run up to an employee, (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell at him, "I need tampons!" (again works very well if you're a man)
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking
This thread is priceless!
A few more from our last trip to Toys R Us:
-Dress up in masks and remove water guns. Run round the store pretending to shoot customers and staff.
-Borrow children's bikes or scooters and have races in the store.
-Supermarket Sweep for about 5 minutes, then leave all the items in the trolley and walk out of the store.
And the best I have ever seen bar none:
-My friend's school headmaster was a complete fool and all the students and teachers hated him. He drove an original mini, so when he was in a meeting, they hired a crane, took his car from the car park and placed it on the roof of the school! It stayed there for 2 days as well!!
Just a quick one from Uni last night. A mate got his meal but didn't have a spoon for his dessert. He went back to the servery to get a spoon and got talking to someone. In this time we ate his whole meal including the dessert then carried on eating as if nothing had happened when he returned!
v15ben said:
My friend's school headmaster was a complete fool and all the students and teachers hated him. He drove an original mini, so when he was in a meeting, they hired a crane, took his car from the car park and placed it on the roof of the school! It stayed there for 2 days as well!!
v15ben said:
This thread is priceless!
A few more from our last trip to Toys R Us:
-Dress up in masks and remove water guns. Run round the store pretending to shoot customers and staff.
-Borrow children's bikes or scooters and have races in the store.
-Supermarket Sweep for about 5 minutes, then leave all the items in the trolley and walk out of the store.
And the best I have ever seen bar none:
-My friend's school headmaster was a complete fool and all the students and teachers hated him. He drove an original mini, so when he was in a meeting, they hired a crane, took his car from the car park and placed it on the roof of the school! It stayed there for 2 days as well!!
This wasn't the initial idea of the thread...however...
Last day of school before our A-levels study leave...
-Bra & strap-on on the statue of Henry VIII over the main enterance (it was one of the original King's schools)
-Sunflower seeds all over the playing fields, so they came up intime for results day
-Removed all of the teachers benches outside of the staff room, to the roof of the swimming pool
-The lad who played the organ in assembly played the Addams family tune as the headmaster left
-Fish above the ceiling panels in the 6th form common room
erm and probably some more that I've forgotten over time...
Regards
Iain
I was trying 4 or 5 pairs of trousers on last night and the changing room attendant wouldnt let my Mrs come into the very large changing rooms 'hall' to give her approval.
The assistant said that 'most men get changed then go into the store to show their partners'. Slightly annoyed I went and tried a pair of jeans on then went back into the store - without a top or socks on - to show my Mrs. To ice the cake I rather loudly said that they were chaffing my bollocks and the zip interferred with my commando hair! The assistant looked shocked to say the least.
(the waiting bit INSIDE the changing rooms had a mirror, seats etc but no GFs allowed!)
The assistant said that 'most men get changed then go into the store to show their partners'. Slightly annoyed I went and tried a pair of jeans on then went back into the store - without a top or socks on - to show my Mrs. To ice the cake I rather loudly said that they were chaffing my bollocks and the zip interferred with my commando hair! The assistant looked shocked to say the least.
(the waiting bit INSIDE the changing rooms had a mirror, seats etc but no GFs allowed!)
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