Wednesday Funny

[pug406]

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years
ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists
dug 200m and headlines in the US papers said: "US scientists have found
traces of 2000 years old optical fibres, and have concluded that their
ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years
earlier than the Russians".

One week later, the Maltese press reported the following: "After digging
as deep as 500 m, our (Maltese) scientists have found absolutely
nothing. Therefore we (Maltese) concluded that 5000 years ago, our
ancestors were already using mobile phones".






>>> Edited by pug406 on Wednesday 19th January 15:11

[shirley temple]

[sparkythecat]

Top joke but why the Maltese nad not the Irish?