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A family of England supporters head out to do their Christmas shopping.
While in JJB Sports the son picks up a Welsh rugby shirt and turns to his sister and says, "I've decided I'm going to be a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go and talk to your mother"
Off goes the unusually intelligent little lad with the Welsh shirt in his hand, and finds his mother. "Mum." "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be
a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go and talk to your father"
Off goes this little pearl amongst low life swine, with his Welsh shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be
a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine will ever be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home.
The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learnt something today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, father, I have, I've only been a Wales supporter an hour and I already hate you English Bas****s!!"
While in JJB Sports the son picks up a Welsh rugby shirt and turns to his sister and says, "I've decided I'm going to be a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go and talk to your mother"
Off goes the unusually intelligent little lad with the Welsh shirt in his hand, and finds his mother. "Mum." "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be
a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go and talk to your father"
Off goes this little pearl amongst low life swine, with his Welsh shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be
a Wales supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas!" His father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine will ever be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home.
The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learnt something today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, father, I have, I've only been a Wales supporter an hour and I already hate you English Bas****s!!"
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