I Don't Want To Be A Toy Boy

[silverback mike]

Is she rich

[blueski]

los angeles said:

I've tried to see her as three 31 year olds

Isn't 73 old enough for you..?! That's sick!

>> Edited by blueski on Thursday 20th January 10:51

[Plotloss]

Next time she flirts simply hand her a tube of KY, give her a cheery wave and say 'see you at 5pm in the bar'

Then move to Australia

[WildfireS3]

I was a toy boy for a bit and quite enjoyed it. Mind you she was 25 and I was 19. I think you may have to start mentioning a wife/gf a lot when/if speaking to her.

[silverback mike]

los angeles said:

WildfireS3 said: I think you may have to start mentioning a wife/gf a lot when/if speaking to her. Yes, and that's she British Fencing Champion.

[AC79xxx]

Has someone replaced her angina tablets with viagra?

[wedge girl]

Why not take her to dinner, tell her you would value her friendship and the odd bit of banter but nothing more, after all you become romantically involved, it may spoil what could be a great freindship.

I don't think her age should come into it.

[cosmoschick]

Oh, Los Angeles, whatever next...?

Present her with a pair of these:-



With a bit of luck she'll take umbrage and that'll be the last you ever see or hear of her!

[Plotloss]

cosmoschick said:

Oh, Los Angeles, whatever next...? Present her with a pair of these:- With a bit of luck she'll take umbrage and that'll be the last you ever see or hear of her!

Good call, but the 'one big slipper' may be even more effective

[Dr Strangelove]

Tell her you are a Celibate Homosexual.

[JonRB]

Plotloss said:

Good call, but the 'one big slipper' may be even more effective

Is this the One Slipper?

"One Slipper to Rule them all, One Slipper to find them, One Slipper to bring them all, and in the cosiness and Horlicks bind them."

(Now available in a fetching tartan effect)

[EmmaP]

anonymous said:

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Best put down in history

[900T-R]

That should work, but for a stronger medicine I would have to suggest a certain glass ornament...

cosmoschick said:

Oh, Los Angeles, whatever next...? Present her with a pair of these:- With a bit of luck she'll take umbrage and that'll be the last you ever see or hear of her!

[lunarscope]

It sounds like vixpy1 didn't have much luck with his speed dating last night so he could be the solution to your problem.
Go for it, Charlie.

[cosmoschick]

los angeles said:

Actually, she's very handsome in a female way, not a hag at all. I think she knows that. Probably half the trouble.

I gathered this, hence my suggestion

I'm sure you of all people can find the right words to defuse the situation you inadvertently find yourself in!

[jonnie5]

AC79xxx said:

Has someone replaced her angina tablets with viagra?

[sparkythecat]

[mybrainhurts]

los angeles said:

And so to bed ...

A quicky, I assume?

What was she like......?

[hughesie2]

Sounds like a great booty call to me LA, or a buddy for those lonely evenings !!

[mel]

Every holes a goal