Would you rather be a bloke or a woman?
Would you rather be a bloke or a woman?
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Plotloss

67,280 posts

293 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Being a bloke is quite a good laugh, but if I was a woman I wouldnt leave the house...

srebbe64

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13,021 posts

260 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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If you could start over again, and choose your gender, what would it be? It strikes me that there are so many differences between the two genders, for example:

- A woman is less likely to commit a crime or be violent.
- Men, on the whole, tend to think more mathematically (better at chess, for example).
- Women tend to communicate better and more often.
- Women are better at ‘multi-tasking’.
- etc..etc..

I realise the above is a massive generalisation, but the fact is the difference between men and women is pretty massive. If I could start over again, I’m not sure what I’d choose to be – there are pros and cons to both, I guess!

Iria

854 posts

275 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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in my case, the answer to this question will mostly depend on what time of the month you are asking...

AC79xxx

62,260 posts

272 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Plotloss said:
Being a bloke is quite a good laugh, but if I was a woman I wouldnt leave the house...


Yeah, just think of all that washing, ironing and cooking you'd have to do

chim_knee

12,689 posts

280 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Y'see my initial thoughts were not as cerebral as yours... they pretty much boiled down to:

Is the ability to get sex whenever you fancy it worth the periods/giving birth/having creeps hit on you/bitchy mates etc.

I concluded...... no.

So, I'd come back as a bloke - only far more priviledged than I am.

Wacky Racer

40,658 posts

270 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Plotloss said:
Being a bloke is quite a good laugh, but if I was a woman I wouldnt leave the house...



What about pushing a weeks shopping round Tesco's in a trolly???........

Plotloss

67,280 posts

293 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Wacky Racer said:

Plotloss said:
Being a bloke is quite a good laugh, but if I was a woman I wouldnt leave the house...




What about pushing a weeks shopping round Tesco's in a trolly???........


Thats what delivery is for...

cotty

41,898 posts

307 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Bloke, no hesitation

why would you want to be a woman and be wound up about toilet seats

hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

263 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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Well, I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body so I doesn't matter one way or the other.

iansull

1,940 posts

269 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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a man definately.

no periods, no pregnancy,plus i have the ability to scratch my balls whenever i feel like it!

cotty

41,898 posts

307 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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srebbe64 said:

- Women tend to communicate better and more often.


Depends on your definition of communicate, two women taking for an hour but no actual information being transferred is not my idea of communication


srebbe64 said:


- Women are better at ‘multi-tasking’.
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Total rubbish

tuscan_v8

2,496 posts

307 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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anonymous said:
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try putting on weight?

cotty

41,898 posts

307 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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hammerwerfer said:
Well, I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body so I doesn't matter one way or the other.


excellent

b17nns

18,506 posts

270 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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If I had my time again Id be a pretty lady and spend all day at home playing with me tits!

cotty

41,898 posts

307 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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b17nns said:
If I had my time again Id be a pretty lady and spend all day at home playing with me tits!


I would say why arnt you at home spending all day playing with your willy, but then I dont know whether you do

UKBoB

16,277 posts

288 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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b17nns said:
If I had my time again Id be a pretty lady and spend all day at home playing with me tits!

v15ben

16,129 posts

264 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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iansull said:
i have the ability to scratch my balls whenever i feel like it!


Yep, women only have their eyes to rub in the morning

Wacky Racer

40,658 posts

270 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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UKBoB said:

b17nns said:
If I had my time again Id be a pretty lady and spend all day at home playing with me tits!





Don't forget to leave enough time free to do the hoovering........

Coco H

4,237 posts

260 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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it wou;ld be fun to be a bloke and not have to worry about what you're wearing - t-shirt and jeans , shirt and trousers easry peasy

v8thunder

27,647 posts

281 months

Friday 28th January 2005
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I wouldn't care - this whole thread is just pandering to stereotypes TBH!