Im a realist, if labour win next election....
Im a realist, if labour win next election....
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Hardcore2000

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788 posts

294 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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In the office, you don't get gang raped........

IOLAIRE

1,293 posts

261 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
In the office, you don't get gang raped........


Oh really!
Where do you work????!!!

Dakkon

7,828 posts

276 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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IOLAIRE said:

mybrainhurts said:
In the office, you don't get gang raped........



Oh really!
Where do you work????!!!


err more like where do you work

Hardcore2000

Original Poster:

788 posts

294 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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ROFL

t1grm

4,657 posts

307 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Work is only for 8 hours or so a day and you can walk out if you want to. Prison is 24 hours a day and you can't walk out.

Quite funny though

C C

8,017 posts

262 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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What crime are you going to commit to get in?.
Imagine getting it wrong and end up being tagged and have to stay at home outside working hours

D-Angle

4,468 posts

265 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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C C said:
Imagine getting it wrong and end up being tagged and have to stay at home outside working hours
That's not prison, that's a far more cruel and vicious punishment known as 'marriage'...