Your funeral? ???
Discussion
O.K. totally gross or whatever you may think but as many of us have, we have been to funerals for friends and family and thought this is not how I want to be remembered singing 'The lord is my shepherd' etc so...
I have left instructions believe it or not..
They include what music to play, no hymns I'm an athiest, although a church is the best place for a funeral I have no belief and a friend of mine will mention this at the service instead people will stand for a few choice tunes such as Who - Love reign o'er me' Cure - 'Six different ways' etc and I will be lowered into the ground to Primal Scream-'Higher than the sun'
Better than having it done for you!
I have left instructions believe it or not..
They include what music to play, no hymns I'm an athiest, although a church is the best place for a funeral I have no belief and a friend of mine will mention this at the service instead people will stand for a few choice tunes such as Who - Love reign o'er me' Cure - 'Six different ways' etc and I will be lowered into the ground to Primal Scream-'Higher than the sun'
Better than having it done for you!
I have both an ex and a really close female friend (ages within 5 years of mine) who have both given me detailed instructions on what they want playing if I have to arrange their funerals. Optomistic eh?
On a similar note my family have strict instructions that if I die whilst driving they are not to erect a sickening shrine to me at the side of the road. I tend to look at that as "it was at this point of the road that Mark got it wrong".
As an aside I have yet to go to a funeral where I am not taken on one side and offered a job as a funeral director. Weird. I must wear a dark suit well or something.
On a similar note my family have strict instructions that if I die whilst driving they are not to erect a sickening shrine to me at the side of the road. I tend to look at that as "it was at this point of the road that Mark got it wrong".
As an aside I have yet to go to a funeral where I am not taken on one side and offered a job as a funeral director. Weird. I must wear a dark suit well or something.
I dont intend to have one
A party in celebration of my life
and then they can turn me into compressed carbon,
a diamond.
to live on forever""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist have now discovered that after cremationthey can compress the ashes into pure carbonand then further compress this under pressure and turn them into a diamond.
What a fantastic idea.
A party in celebration of my life
and then they can turn me into compressed carbon,
a diamond.
to live on forever""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist have now discovered that after cremationthey can compress the ashes into pure carbonand then further compress this under pressure and turn them into a diamond.
What a fantastic idea.
stainless_steve said:
I've been thinking about how to arrive,some sort of "hot rod hearse"
500 bhp with a straight through exhaust,just in case i'm only asleep
I seem to remember a top gear several years ago that had a bit about people who bought old hearses and did stuff like that to them.
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