Mobile phones in open plan office hell…
Mobile phones in open plan office hell…
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Podie

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46,647 posts

298 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Mobile phones. Most us have one.. Some have two…

However, why is it that in open plan offices people insist on;

A) Stupid bloody ringtones at obscene volumes
B) Leaving their phone at their desk and disappear off somewhere, so it vibrates the desk to bits, or we have to listen to the above.

Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets, or take them with them (er.. It's the point of it being mobile!) or like the rest of us have a quiet ringtone or text message alert…?!??

slikk

2,135 posts

266 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Because as in most other areas of life, the majority of people around us are 2@s

cotty

41,863 posts

307 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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It is our companies policy that all mobiles should be set to silent mode, although this does not stop other people who come into our office

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

282 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Podie said:
Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets,

If you could have a word with the people that make womens suits please - they never have pockets. Where am I supposed to put my keys/ID card, business cards, pen, in addition to aforementioned mobile?

BTW - I agree with you, my phone beeps once for a text message and rings once (quietly)

kenny320

1,598 posts

268 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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There is a solution. Whenever an unattended phone rings, use it to call a premium rate number. They'll soon learn to take more care of their phone

dick dastardly

8,325 posts

286 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Or when one of those knobs gets a new phone and insists on going through each and every ring-tone so that the surrounding public can also 'enjoy' deciding which one to use.

Stu247

815 posts

269 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Podie said:
Mobile phones. Most us have one.. Some have two…

However, why is it that in open plan offices people insist on;

A) Stupid bloody ringtones at obscene volumes
B) Leaving their phone at their desk and disappear off somewhere, so it vibrates the desk to bits, or we have to listen to the above.

Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets, or take them with them (er.. It's the point of it being mobile!) or like the rest of us have a quiet ringtone or text message alert…?!??



Count yourself lucky !!!
In my office, some people have 4 !!...YES 4 phones...

Desk phone
Companion wireless phone
Personal Mobile
Company Mobile

Like you, I Don't understand why people leave their desks and don't take the bloody things with them...I mean...what is the point

Thankfully, I have only 3...

GregE240

10,857 posts

290 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Chim_Girl said:

Podie said:
Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets,


If you could have a word with the people that make womens suits please - they never have pockets. Where am I supposed to put my keys/ID card, business cards, pen, in addition to aforementioned mobile?

Er, in your handbag, dear? No, don't tell me, the handbag is full already!

<Aside> Why do more expensive mens shirts not have pockets on them? I seem to carry my mobile around in a trouser pocket all the damn time now....the shirt pocket was perfect for that....bah

stooz

3,005 posts

307 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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big signs on bright paper, "unanttended ringing phones will be removed and not returned without £5 going in the charity box."

heavily fix to the rules, no bending or warnings.

Works quiet well..

MilnerR

8,273 posts

281 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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the girl who i share a desk with leves hers on the desk and then dissapears for half the day, so we all get to hear her unanswered calls If you answer it then you just end up spending your day taking messages from the army of men she always seems to have in tow If you switch it off she goes mad at you when she gets back.
Why doesn't she take it with her you ask? Because she doesn't want to be disturbed while she's busy doing something else. Why doesn't she leave it on silent? Because she wouldn't be able to hear it when she's in the office! I'm thinking of bringing a hammer to work...........

Podie

Original Poster:

46,647 posts

298 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Chim_Girl said:

Podie said:
Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets,


If you could have a word with the people that make womens suits please - they never have pockets. Where am I supposed to put my keys/ID card, business cards, pen, in addition to aforementioned mobile?

BTW - I agree with you, my phone beeps once for a text message and rings once (quietly)


Oh, I KNOW darling..!

Thought that was why women had a handbag…

What about those trenty belt clips..?

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

282 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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kenny320 said:
There is a solution.
In our office, the language settings get changed if you leave your phone unattended. Occasionally, repeat offenders return to their mobile to find the entire phonebook has been erased.

Thankfully I 'work' from home 90% of the time.

Podie

Original Poster:

46,647 posts

298 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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GregE240 said:

Chim_Girl said:


Podie said:
Why the hell can't people leave them in their pockets,



If you could have a word with the people that make womens suits please - they never have pockets. Where am I supposed to put my keys/ID card, business cards, pen, in addition to aforementioned mobile?


Er, in your handbag, dear? No, don't tell me, the handbag is full already!

<Aside> Why do more expensive mens shirts not have pockets on them? I seem to carry my mobile around in a trouser pocket all the damn time now....the shirt pocket was perfect for that....bah


annoying isn't it… mine lives in my pocket now… oooooooh… sorry, phone has just rung and it's on silent…

beano500

20,854 posts

298 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Also funny, is that people will cheerfully put ring tones on which denote sexism or animal cruelty when choosing their "classic music" ringtones and nobody fusses about it!

I bet if you had a screen saver in a similar vein - perhaps of a bullfight - people would go mad, but a cheap rendition of the Toreador's Song is seen as OK.


Or is it just me?

>> Edited by beano500 on Monday 31st January 13:34

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

282 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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GregE240 said:
Er, in your handbag, dear?

I dread to think who much sniggering there would be if I turned up to an internal meeting with a handbag.

ooo suits me... I think not..

Mr E

22,708 posts

282 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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I take them to bits and leave the parts hidden in the offenders workspace.

beano500

20,854 posts

298 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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GregE240 said:
<Aside> Why do more expensive mens shirts not have pockets on them?
I don't think we need to answer that one!

FourWheelDrift

91,825 posts

307 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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GregE240 said:

<Aside> Why do more expensive mens shirts not have pockets on them? I seem to carry my mobile around in a trouser pocket all the damn time now....the shirt pocket was perfect for that....bah


Because they know most people who buy these shirts also have stone/tiled floors in their houses and too many phones have fallen out and smashed on the floor when you've reached down to pick up your shoes. So eliminate the pocket

cotty

41,863 posts

307 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Podie said:
annoying isn't it… mine lives in my pocket now… oooooooh… sorry, phone has just rung and it's on silent…


Stop phoning yourself

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

282 months

Monday 31st January 2005
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Podie said:
mine lives in my pocket now… oooooooh… sorry, phone has just rung and it's on silent…


mmmm, perhaps I should put my mobile number on speed dial from my desk phone.
Ring me
Ring me
Ring me
Ring again....
Ring Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.