Highway Code Rewritten

[sccbishop]

Very funny, but also a sad reflection of today!

www.selfmadejournalist.com/newhighwaycode.htm

[JagLover]

Very true

[BliarOut]

Brilliant...... and surprisingly accurate too!

[JonRB]

[pdV6]

Spot on!

[Podie]

Stunning.

[Snoremeister]

Probably time to post this again as well then

www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html

[cotty]

If it wasn’t so true it would be funny

[rude-boy]

Snoremeister said:

Probably time to post this again as well then www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html

Thought Highway Code was good then I saw this:-
PMSL

[jvaughan]

just had a coffee & keyboard moment. Classic

[obiwonkeyblokey]

Snoremeister said:

Probably time to post this again as well then www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html

superb

[john75]

Why no mention of dogging at this point


Signals


90 Flashing headlights. Only flash your headlights to let other road users know that you are there or
to indicate that you are letting someone out of a junction
to let the idiot coming the other way know that they haven't dipped their headlights
if someone cuts you up
if you see a mate driving the other way.


91 If another driver flashes his headlights at you when you are waiting to pull out of a junction, take this as a signal to slip into a coma and not notice.

92 The horn. Use only while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence, or if
someone cuts you up
you see a mate
you are a taxi driver making a pick-up in a quiet residential street.
You MUST NOT use your horn in a built up area between the hours of 11.30pm and 7.00am unless
someone cuts you up
you see a mate
you are a taxi driver making a pick-up in a quiet residential street.
Law CUR reg 99