You know where not to shove this....

[selmer]

www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3021969
Woman 'murders' husband after giving him a 'Lethal Sherry Enema'
There may have been up to 3 litres of Harvey's Cream put up his arse.
Sensible responses only please, we're talking about a victim here

[Psychobert]

selmer said:

Sensible responses only please, we're talking about a victim here

Natural selection at work..

[TeamD]

Sheeesh! What will people think of next?

[lunarscope]

Wife: "Would you like a sherry, Dear ?"
Husband: "Humphh, sherry, my arse !".

[wolves_wanderer]

Sensible eh? hmmm,

Well, I can't believe that anyone would be so stupid, american or otherwise, alcoholic or otherwise to do this. Surely now nnnnnnghh, gmmmmph, rrrrgh The last person who had 3 litres of Harvey's cream up their arse was probably D W Nope, can't do it, sorry.

[selmer]

lunarscope said:

Wife: "Would you like a sherry, Dear ?" Husband: "Humphh, sherry, my arse !".

[stackmonkey]

TeamD said:

Sheeesh! What will people think of next?

No, it said sherry, not Sheesh Kebab!

[TeamD]

stackmonkey said:

No, it said sherry, not Sheesh Kebab!

You wan' chilli souce with that my friend?

[Balmoral Green]

"Our late husbands weren't too keen on the Sherry were they dear"

[mervynp]

[quote=selmer
There may have been up to 3 litres of Harvey's Cream put up his arse.
[/quote]

Absolutely disgusting. She could at least have used a decent Manzanilla.

[Bat21]

I wonder if she invited him for sherry up the OXO Tower, cue Vixpy1

[sirtophamhat]

You can get drunk like that!

[catso]

sirtophamhat said:

You can get drunk like that!

Indeed, don't know if anyone here watches 'Sin Cities' on Bravo, but the guy on that (who is game for anything) had a Red Wine Enema and was well pissed, although he did comment that in future he would be taking alcohol in the usual way

[andygo]

At least your breath wouldn't pong.

Did he have to stand on his head for a while after to stop the sherry oozing out.


I mean, my bums pretty well sealed, (a bit personal I know, but you know what I mean) but a couple of botts. ( ) of sherry must be worse than a vinda - loo.

Nasty.

[BliarOut]

Three litres of Harveys Cream......Hasn't anyone even stopped to consider poor Harvey

[gopher]

[redacted]

[srebbe64]

So I guess he's joined the other spirits in the sky!

[mybrainhurts]

mervynp said:

selmer said: There may have been up to 3 litres of Harvey's Cream put up his arse. Absolutely disgusting. She could at least have used a decent Manzanilla.

Nah, plastic tube'll do.....

[mybrainhurts]

some Yank said:

...had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat....The enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol.......

Now I understand.

Couldn't work out how she managed to force him to...errr....take it up the arse.

Wonder if he managed it down the pub...?

Suppose this is how you get rat arsed, then....?


boom, boom....

[falcemob]

sirtophamhat said:

You can get drunk like that!

You absorb things into the blood stream via the rectum quicker than by ingestion in the stomach. I wondered why that beer I had earlier tasted like shit