What exactly do "they" mean by "Mansize" tissues?!
What exactly do "they" mean by "Mansize" tissues?!
Author
Discussion

iandbeech

Original Poster:

2,709 posts

281 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Stupid question of the day!

The tissues aren`t the size of an average man are they? Do men have bigger noses?

apache

39,731 posts

307 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Probably something to do with porn mags?

hugoagogo

23,427 posts

256 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
the right size for a man to use them

ie not for blowing your nose

that what i always thought
(not from personal experience, you understand)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Like Yorkie bars....not for girls.

Girly tissues....not for men.

Something to do with dainty snot, or something

JULIANHJ

8,858 posts

285 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Normal tissues are too small - blow your nose once and they are all used up.

JonRB

79,377 posts

295 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
JULIANHJ said:
Normal tissues are too small - blow your nose once and they are all used up.
Sounds ideal to me. Who wants a tissue that isn't used up by a good blow? Are you meant to keep it for a subsequent one?

JULIANHJ

8,858 posts

285 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
JonRB said:

JULIANHJ said:
Normal tissues are too small - blow your nose once and they are all used up.

Sounds ideal to me. Who wants a tissue that isn't used up by a good blow? Are you meant to keep it for a subsequent one?


Erm, yup.

PatHeald

8,058 posts

279 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
apache said:
Probably something to do with porn mags?
Yep.

Different type of snot.

Lois

14,706 posts

275 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
women don't get women sized tissues...life just aint fair sometimes

KingRichard

10,146 posts

255 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
PatHeald said:

apache said:
Probably something to do with porn mags?

Yep.

Different type of snot.


KingRichard

10,146 posts

255 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
anonymous said:
[redacted]


Oi woman, you don't hear us complaining cos Tampax don't make man sized mice

although judging by the size of my last blind date... they bloody well ought to

purrfect

357 posts

257 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Well maybe that's just what I need! (Mansize tissues, that is - not porn!). My tiny flu-ridden nose has gone thru 2 toilet rolls in 1 week!!

Balmoral Green

42,558 posts

271 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Real men use kitchen roll.

2 Smokin Barrels

31,781 posts

258 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.


Nah, their sleeve. (or the curtains)

agent006

12,058 posts

287 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.


Nah, REAL men use handkerchieves (or however the hell you spell it).

PatHeald

8,058 posts

279 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
2 Smokin Barrels said:

Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.



Nah, their sleeve. (or the curtains)
Or someone else's sleeve.

2 Smokin Barrels

31,781 posts

258 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
PatHeald said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:


Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.




Nah, their sleeve. (or the curtains)

Or someone else's sleeve.




JULIANHJ

8,858 posts

285 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
agent006 said:

Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.



Nah, REAL men use handkerchieves (or however the hell you spell it).


At least with paper tissues you can bin 'em. Why the hell would you want to shove a snot-encrusted rag in the wash with yer smalls?

2 Smokin Barrels

31,781 posts

258 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
JULIANHJ said:

agent006 said:


Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.




Nah, REAL men use handkerchieves (or however the hell you spell it).



At least with paper tissues you can bin 'em. Why the hell would you want to shove a snot-encrusted rag in the wash with yer smalls?


That way you can savour the snot when you suck the handkerchief later silly.

Migsy

531 posts

260 months

Sunday 6th February 2005
quotequote all
Balmoral Green said:
Real men use kitchen roll.


..and get red/sore noses!

Kleenex Balsam 2 boxes of woman size for my cold recently. One blow and bin it!

Mansize are for men so they don't have to reach for the box so often "I've got a cold..I'm dying"