Predictive texting
Discussion
Picture the scene, I'm on a late drinking sesh with a mate at the weekend when his new girlfriend gets home from a girly night out and feeling a bit horny sends him a very mucky text message about what she'd like to be doing with him. In his pissed up state he presses reply and proceeds to compose his response by just tapping in what he wanted to say without reading it, then presses send, reads what he's written and thinks oh shite.
Below is rough copy for you to try and translate.
"You filthy chubi. I want to shove my coal up your damp puppy then go down on your hot steaming aunt and give you a good vomitting."
ps he had actually mis spelt the word that gave "vomitting" slightly but the end result was hilarious, she sent a very abusive text back and got the raving hump about being called a "chubi" didn't seem phased by the rest of it though just the chubi bit, womans logic for you
Below is rough copy for you to try and translate.
"You filthy chubi. I want to shove my coal up your damp puppy then go down on your hot steaming aunt and give you a good vomitting."
ps he had actually mis spelt the word that gave "vomitting" slightly but the end result was hilarious, she sent a very abusive text back and got the raving hump about being called a "chubi" didn't seem phased by the rest of it though just the chubi bit, womans logic for you
Vomitting?? On that evidence he's not a cunning linguist
...then again....she might be fit 
off_again said:
My predictive text has all of the relevant swear words added to the dictionary already!!!
That really annoys me, when you get a new phone the first few weeks are spent adding swear words whenever you try and text someone. Can't they just have them in the dictionary by default?
trooperiziz said:
My predictive text has all of the relevant swear words added to the dictionary already!!!
That really annoys me, when you get a new phone the first few weeks are spent adding swear words whenever you try and text someone. Can't they just have them in the dictionary by default?
Yeah, and the annoying thing is, even if you've already put f*** in, if you want to write f***ed you have to spell it out again in full.
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