Jogging - not all its cracked up to be
Jogging - not all its cracked up to be
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pombstard

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7,669 posts

265 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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Have just collected the missus from hospital following a 24 hour stay, following a short jog... After tripping on a kerb, she bounced along the tarmac, slicing the back of her head, collecting a number of grazes and bruises and breaking her wrist in three places. Now feeling a bit sorry for herself, as this was the start of her grand plan to move from half marathons to the full monty.

Just offering this as a "be careful out there" to anyone who goes jogging - lycra shorts may not protect you.

JustTheTip

1,035 posts

259 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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See, there are advantages to 'feeding'....

minornut

1,049 posts

260 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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I have always believed that all exercise is bad for one's health. Hence I only exercise in bed

andygo

7,289 posts

278 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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On your own, no doubt...

srebbe64

13,021 posts

260 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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The day I see a jogger with a smile on his face, is the day I'll consider taking up the hobby!

minornut

1,049 posts

260 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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andygo said:
On your own, no doubt...


No..... It's my brother who owns a car from Munich

Plotloss

67,280 posts

293 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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Jim Fixx

He's dead.

Thats all you need to know about jogging...

planetdave

9,921 posts

276 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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I never 'jogged' - I ran (40 miles a week + at least one fell race and p'raps a 10K).

I never knew about the number of people that suffer serious injury to their musculoskeletal system. Apparently 50%ish have to hang up their trainers due to problems developed by the illness...be careful out there folks.

Psychobert

6,318 posts

279 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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minornut said:
I have always believed that all exercise is bad for one's health. Hence I only exercise in bed


Show me someone who diets and exercises, and I'll show you someone who belittles themself.

I still maintain round is a perfectly valid shape to be in. Built more for comfort than speed..

grandadboats

89 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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mungo said:
another problem with jogging is the people who suffer from heart attacks after they have finished...

The reason this happens is the heart is obviously working much much harder to pump the blood around the body... when people just suddenly STOP at the end of a run the blood pools down low in the body around the legs etc and the heart that is already still pumping hard has to work EXTRA hard to pump the blood from the legs etc back around the whole body... whereas if you are still moving then the blood does not pool down low in the body and your heart and lungs can bring your system back down to normal easier and safer...

Top tip= When you have finished a run, KEEP WALKING, until your breathing and heart rate return to normal!


Or lie down!

fer

7,764 posts

303 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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grandadboats said:

mungo said:
LOTS

Top tip= When you have finished a run, KEEP WALKING, until your breathing and heart rate return to normal!

Or lie down!


He was just getting to that bit.

JonRB

79,380 posts

295 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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Am I the only person who sees the irony of a jogger jogging down a busy road with no pavements?
So, let's see, you're jogging to keep fit, right? And presumably that is so you live longer? And you're in a position where you could be mown down by a car or lorry? Errr, ok.

The other irony is I know several people who were fitness freaks when they were younger and now suffer from bad backs and other medical complaints that affect their everyday lives.

Blackadder: "Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?"
Baldrick: "Yeah, it's like goldy & bronzy, only it's made of iron."



>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 10th February 11:44

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

257 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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God, just run on grass fields, not pavements. We're not designed to jog on hard surfaces, our feet are designed to sink partially in soft ground. This is a major cause of joint and back problems.

Walk on a hard surface, and your foot twists horizontally each time it lands, damaging the knee. Walk on soft soil, and it sinks slightly.

Don't believe me? Rest your foot lightly on the ground, and see how it behaves. Then push it down, and watch it twist. Now do the same thing on your sofa.

b17nns

18,506 posts

270 months

Thursday 10th February 2005
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I try to keep in shape.

This weeks shape is a sack of spuds.