Madwoman.... not for the fainthearted

[S Works]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

[srebbe64]

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

...a true friend!

[mybrainhurts]

Come on, he could have fed it to a passing dog....

[srebbe64]

mybrainhurts said:

Come on, he could have fed it to a passing dog....

That would have been the dogs bollox!

[john75]

Hell hath no furry like a

[mybrainhurts]

john75 said:

Hell hath no furry like a

testicle ripping woman......


furry?

[ferg]

Lunatic Testicle Swallowing Nutter Woman said:

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Well...thank goodness for that. It must have been a complete accident then.

[minimax]

jesus christ

[wedg1e]

I'd never have the bollox to live in Merseyside anyway...

[love machine]

I imagine that everyone would have got a lot more excited if a bloke took a massive bite out of a womans giblets.

[dilbert]

Lock 'em in a room with nothing but spoons to kill each other. That'll fix it!!!!

[Trooper2]

srebbe64 said:

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." ...a true friend!

Does the fact that she tried to swallow it sound as though maybe it was premeditated, to anyone else. She says "that she never meant him any harm" I just don't buy it.

[rsvmilly]

love machine said:

I imagine that everyone would have got a lot more excited if a bloke took a massive bite out of a womans giblets.

You beat me to it.

Reminds me of Bobbit's crazy missus who seemed to become some bizzare celebrity. If wayne had been the one doing the chopping then he would have been locked up with Hannibal Lecter.