Cruz Beckham enters the world.....

[Wacky Racer]

Well, I reckon Beck's has excelled himself this time..........

No doubt he will be down at the tattoo shop tomorrow...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4281405.stm

[mybrainhurts]

What's his middle name......missile?

[v8thunder]

The new Chav name of choice no doubt.

Cruz Dean Tyler-Tyson, coming to smash a window on a council estate near you...

[turbobloke]

FFS

[DeltaFox]

Feckham and his whippet of a missus....why oh why are the likes of these council slags allowed to breed?
ffs.

[mutt k]

Caesarian section eh? Keeping things nice and tight are we Vicky?

[monkey boy 1]

I suppose he was conceived on a boat trip somewhere & they're too thick to spell Cruise.
Or was it a secret fling Mr Beckham snr. could have had with Penelope Cruz ? Who knows.
All we know is that there's another bratt with a stupid name in Beckham fantacy land. Perhaps if they had a girl it could be called Botox or Bulimia.
Now that's a good topic for a posting "Give a Beckham a name"

[Lois]

hum...doesn't say why she had C-sec. too posh to push?! Ends up with worse figure in long run!

[zetec]

anonymous said:

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IIRC once a woman has had two C-Secs, natural birth is too risky?? Somehing to do with the muscles??

[s 8 grn]

zetec said:

anonymous said: [redacted] IIRC once a woman has had two C-Secs, natural birth is too risky?? Somehing to do with the muscles??

Spot On! ( so my wife tells me - her mum's a midwife )

So I suppose she could choose exactly when she wanted it.

[Iria]

"Cruz is a common surname in Spain and South America, but is an unusual first name, according to Lola Oria, Spanish language tutor at Oxford University."

Now, that poor language tutor must have a hard debate in her mind... whether to tell it the blunt way or the nice way. She has told the press the nice way, that it is an "unusual first name"... but it is unusual because it is a very very very common girl's name both in Spain and South America. This reminds me of the japanese and chinese symbols tattoos... if you don't know the language, don't use the language. Que cruz! *which in spanish means... "what a nuisance" or "what a pain"

[Lois]

ahh so were her other 2 sections (as you cant tell I dont pay that much attention to the beckhams!)

[zetec]

anonymous said:

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Yes they were!! After the birth of the previous 2, excuses were made about the mothers 'condition' and a C-sec being nessasary! Posh was all for natural birth this time, but was very 'upset' when the risks were explained (so i am told by the Mrs).

[Lois]

Some places will still do a trial of labour but keeping a very close eye on the woman as the scar tissue on the uterus wall can split apart.
I wouldn't want to risk a vaginal birth after 2 C-secs, one previous C-sec is often fine depending on the reasons.

[turbobloke]

mybrainhurts said:

What's Cruz's middle name......missile?

Or 'Control'. Next.

[mybrainhurts]

Liner....

[mybrainhurts]

Iria said:

it is a very very very common girl's name both in Spain and South America.....

Aha.....A Boy Named Sue Syndrome, eh?

Now it makes sense.......

"Come on Dayyyyvid, We're going home to England.....I'm not going to stay here listening to everbody calling my little Cruz a girlie......"



>> Edited by mybrainhurts on Sunday 20th February 18:57

[srebbe64]

Cruz - I wonder why? Sponsorship potential, I reckon. Think about it:

A deal with P&O
A deal with Tom
A deal with Penelope
A deal with the latest gays from Brighton.

[mybrainhurts]

You forgot Lax Power....

[love machine]

mutt k said:

Caesarian section eh? Keeping things nice and tight are we Vicky?

Depends if you've got the "foot" required to fill the welly!