Useful fact for the day.

[hedders]

If you find a pint glass with 1/8th of a pint of three day old milk in an upstairs room and accidently drop it at the top of the stairs the resulting mess will not smell very nice and will take about an hour to clean up.

trust me.

[mybrainhurts]

Wouldn't trust you with a glass of milk, boyo....

[rich 36]

"waste of milk, that boy"

[esselte]

It's no good cryin'

[mybrainhurts]

Bitty....

[monkey boy 1]

mybrainhurts said:

Bitty....

PMSL

[D_Mike]

you should have told me this this morning, I could have saved myself an hour's work.

[vixpy1]

I just wondering whether this 'pint of milk' has anything to do with your visitors who 'used' your room last week!!!







Actually, I feel quite sick now..

[hedders]

vixpy1 said:

I just wondering whether this 'pint of milk' has anything to do with your visitors who 'used' your room last week!!! Actually, I feel quite sick now..

LOL! No, luckily not..

[polarbert]

los angeles said:

I think it's called ... yoghurt.

or cheese at that stage

[wedg1e]

Could you not just open the front door and let sundry felines hoover up the spillage...?

[mybrainhurts]

If he bites threads, he can clean the carpet....

[wedg1e]

los angeles said:

I like the way you come out after midnight, Wedg1e, and bite threads.

Just down the coast from me is a small, quaint fishing port.
'Twas whilst taking a dump in an upturned skull 'midst the festering flesh of recumbent souls in a sea-fretted churchyard thereabouts, didst one Bram Stoker hit upon the idea of a horrific tale of bloodsucking nocturnal creatures, bats if you will, that stalk the living in their quest for, er, blood, I presume, that they may stay undead for quite a long time and get others on board too. Rather like the Labour Party, but with decency (and a nice line in capes and Gothic makeup).

Then Stoker moved north, shagged my great-grandpappy, and the rest is subject to a copyright case yet to be decided, but when it is, BY GOD am I going on telly to rake it in.

More rum needed...

Edit: added clarity.

>> Edited by wedg1e on Monday 21st February 01:16