It really is true...

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...if you search for 'chav' on the argos website you get cheap tacky bling!

witness

[CiderwithCerbie]

And they get a chair which shoves them upright when they have finished ODing on the box!

[Lois]

and why were you wanting to buy a catalogue chav? Thought catalogue brides were bad

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anonymous said:

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that's right, that's me busted I'm so lonely that I've accepted the idea of marrying one of our burberry clad feckless heroes!



mmmmburberry.....

[Ferg]

This is your page

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Ferg said:

This is your page

it says 'gold coloured' now why does that sound suspicious?