Lets write a song....
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DanBoy

4,899 posts

267 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I was in search of a lovely pair

jimothy

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5,151 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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What with all these quoting song threads, lets all get together and write a new song. One line each, just like in school.

I'll begin:



I went to the fruitbowl, but no-one was there

z1000

649 posts

262 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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The only ones i found were covered in hair

minimax

11,985 posts

280 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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so I thought: f**k it and had a w@nk right there



:minimaxoverstepsthemark:

vixpy1

42,697 posts

288 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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It went Everywhere

egoboss

838 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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z1000 said:
The only ones i found were covered in hair


so i went to a rally and threw it at tony blair

titiany

2,122 posts

256 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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like he would care...

vixpy1

42,697 posts

288 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.



No, hang on, that does'nt work

egoboss

838 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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titiany said:
like he would care...


tony does care; he keeps telling us he is so fair

Trooper2

6,676 posts

255 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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Now 'crossed the kitchen to the cupboard if you dare..

egoboss

838 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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Trooper2 said:
Now 'crossed the kitchen to the cupboard if you dare..


i opened the larder and my wife was in it, bare

jimothy

Original Poster:

5,151 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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So I bent her over the back of the chair

nizza

205 posts

269 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I hadnt seen that in over a year

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

285 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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vixpy1 said:
And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.

egoboss

838 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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Incorrigible said:

vixpy1 said:
And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.



and isn't it about time i stuffed the bird?

richie_few

642 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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nizza said:
I hadnt seen that in over a year



so get out some cream and lube up my rear

>> Edited by richie_few on Thursday 24th February 16:36

pug406

3,636 posts

277 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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nizza said:
I hadnt seen that in over a year



So I gave her one there and then from the rear

>> Edited by pug406 on Thursday 24th February 16:36

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

285 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I bent the worktop

She bent my ear

richie_few

642 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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then from her eye appeared a tear,

Trooper2

6,676 posts

255 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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don't cry baby I'm very near..