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The GMan

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2,508 posts

284 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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Just got back from the pub and they had J-Lo's new video on, it's a spoof of the Flashdance film!

Now I am not been a big fan of hers but in this video she is stunning, and strips right down, with some fantastic camera angles!!!

Evocator

227 posts

273 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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I used to go out with a girl with an arse like J-Lo



























........or was that Jello?

GingerNinja

3,988 posts

287 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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The GMan said:
Just got back from the pub and they had J-Lo's new video on, it's a spoof of the Flashdance film!

Now I am not been a big fan of hers but in this video she is stunning, and strips right down, with some fantastic camera angles!!!


That's not her new video - that's an old one - she does look good though. Rat-a-tat-tat on that ass.

The GMan

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2,508 posts

284 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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One of the funniest stories I ever read was about a woman that claimed J-Lo ruined her life.

She too was called Jennifer Lopez, and stated that when she got married all her husbands friends expected the real one. Her exact words where. “Every time my husband’s friends came to the house, they expected a Latin temptress, but they just laughed when they got introduced to me”. So they got divorced!

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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I saw her in the papers yesterday with Becks and ...er, someone else and I just thought.......

















Fat.

The GMan

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Friday 25th February 2005
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Ferg said:
I saw her in the papers yesterday with Becks and ...er, someone else and I just thought.......

















Fat.


Maybe, but after watching this video, I think it would be a joy to take her up the OXO Tower.

Ferg

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286 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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The GMan

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Friday 25th February 2005
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Ferg said:


Yes, that is exactly what I would give her!!

GingerNinja

3,988 posts

287 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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The GMan said:


Maybe, but after watching this video, I think it would be a joy to take her up the OXO Tower.


Ahhh, that was a quality restaurant review.....so good in fact I had to look it up again:

When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!



Taken from here:

www.london-eating.co.uk/more-reviews.asp?restaurant=2252&CurPage=11

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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If Norris McWhirter were still alive I'd be ringing him about that post.

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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There's nothing wrong with having a festivly plump behind

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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anonymous said:
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Amen to that!

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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Look closely at J-Lo's videos. What do you see? Well here is a hint: They stretch the video vertically to reduce her, er, mass. They used to do the same thing to Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul when they where porkers...

...JLo=junk in the trunk


ErnestM

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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Oh, come on, she's not fat per se. Think she's quite well proportioned, personally. Let's just say that if I met her and we got on, I wouldn't be complaining and I don't think any of you (male) lot would either!

toppstuff

13,698 posts

276 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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Over-hyped talentless bint.

My pet cat has more talent. And I buried him 2 years ago.

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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I agree, similar to Madonna and Kylie, she is a very shrewd business woman and that's about it, I think her arse looks dangly and fat. She also looks like a Pekinese from most angles. She can't sing and she most certainly doesn't demonstrate any real talent.

Shit sells though. Haven't got enough time for a big rant.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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The prosecution rests it's case...

...and no, there is nothing wrong with a little padding in the posterior, provided that it is displayed in good taste and matches the rest of the figure.

...You could balance a pint on that bubble, however.

...it's got it's own post code for goodness sakes!


ErnestM

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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She has a face like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Do you agree?



v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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love machine said:
She has a face like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Do you agree?





No.

Oh come on! If you met that woman in a bar one night and, after putting your favourite song on the jukebox and muttering 'I love this band', she came over, gestured to the TVR she turned up in and said 'whaddya think?', then over the course of the evening you found yourselves unable to keep your hands off each other, would you still say she was fat-arsed and ugly-faced, 'cause I certainly wouldn't.


OK, so I know that she's a tasteless blinged-up pseudo-soul 'Diva' who probably likes Cadillac Escalades and being followed around by bodyguards, and our personal tastes are probably horizontally opposed, but she's nowhere near ugly, surely?

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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She is dreadful and pretty much the dipole of what I stand for. Having said Jen could finance my sticking a Judd V8 in a Fisher Fury. Nice, OK, I change my mind, I would love her forever. "Jen, can I buy a couple of spitfire engines for my boat?" Now we're talking......