Fishy smells

[KITT]

Bollocks! I've just spilt a load a tuna on my lap and I now smell like a dead fish! Any tips on getting rid of the smell using only items available in the office?

>>> Edited by KITT on Tuesday 1st March 13:08

[jimothy]

Hmmm, fishy smell from lap. Has the secretary got a smile on her face? Want to hide the smell before the missus asks what it is?

Sorry, somebody had to so I thought I'd beat Charlie to it

[nel]

Euuuurgh....ralph!

Raid the toliets, strip off and spend the rest of the day wearing the roll of towel, calling yourself Sheik Kitt and trying to sell your colleagues camels.

[b17nns]

get the office bike to sit on your knee then blame her

[DeltaFox]

You could chuck some in everyone elses laps and then theyll not notice how much you pong of fish....

This announcement came courtesy of Delta's fix problem service...$5 please.


>> Edited by DeltaFox on Tuesday 1st March 13:13

[v8thunder]

Pop out quickly to the fishmongers, get yourself a whole, uncut Salmon, nip into the toilets and splash water all over yourself, then walk in and tell people that, over lunch, you single-handedly wrestled it out of the water with your bare hands. They'll overlook the smell of tuna after that

[KITT]

Trust PH to come up with some ever so helpful suggestions! Now I've got bloody cola all over my keyboard and monitor

[v8thunder]

KITT said:

Trust PH to come up with some ever so helpful suggestions! Now I've got bloody cola all over my keyboard and monitor

Ah, you see, that's where the salmon comes in. You gut it over the keyboard. Lots of stuff will drip out of it so never mind, and if the boss comes over, offer him some nice fresh fish

[titiany]

KITT said:

Trust PH to come up with some ever so helpful suggestions! Now I've got bloody cola all over my keyboard and monitor

Remind me never to go out with you!

[anonymous-user]

There's only two things that smell of fish.





And one of them's Grimsby.

[mel]

Simply shout at the top of your voice "F*ck me some bastards C*nt stinks in this place" you'll then either be asked to leave in which case you can go home and change or they'll all agree and blame the slightly slutty looking one in the corner.

all advice comes free of charge from the mel charm school, we cannot accept any responsibilty if anyone is actually prat enough to follow the shite guidance we dish out willy nilly

[sparkythecat]

mel said:

Simply shout at the top of your voice "F*ck me some bastards C*nt stinks in this place"

>> Edited by sparkythecat on Tuesday 1st March 14:58

[remal]

Petrol, Have a bath in the stuff. great for getting rid of bad smells. or thiners. Just don't fart

[Lois]

Could you not simply explain you dropped tuna in your lap...you may look stupid but atleast they'll understand why you smell like a !

[KITT]

All resolved. Trousers in the wash and I've had a shower

[nel]

anonymous said:

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Lois, really!! I assume and hope that you meant to say FISH! If not, straight to bed without any supper.....

Even if you are in the trade, that's no excuse!

[Lois]

if the cap fits