Blunket not the father

[GMan 2112]

Former Home Secretary David Blunkett is not the father of his ex-lover's baby son, according to DNA tests.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4320827.stm

[minimax]

oooooh, what a kerfuffle!

and he lost his job over it. hey ho

[mybrainhurts]

Must have been Robin Cooke then.....

[Rob_F]

lol, what kind of name is "Lorcan" anyway?

Rob.

[vixpy1]

Guess he does'nt have a weapon of mass construction then..

[mybrainhurts]

Rob_F said:

lol, what kind of name is "Lorcan" anyway?

Must be code....

Father's identity, maybe...? Hmmmm.........

[mybrainhurts]

vixpy1 said:

Guess he does'nt have a weapon of mass construction then..

Dead right....

Being a politician, he's more into mass debate.....

[Hardcore2000]

i bet he'll get blind drunk to drown his sorrows

[beano500]

Can't see it myself..........

[mrmaggit]

Rob_F said:

lol, what kind of name is "Lorcan" anyway? Rob.

A cross between a Killer Whale and a Runaway Lord.

Connect whichever parts suit best.

[beano500]

mrmaggit said:

Killer Whale

Uh? Why am I thinking....


"Free Willy"

[egoboss]

GMan 2112 said:

Former Home Secretary David Blunkett is not the father of his ex-lover's baby son, according to DNA tests. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4320827.stm

how could he have had such conviction in his paternity claim? his willy could have been anywhere, how was he to know!?

i thought his black lab' was looking worried in recent months. kimberley quinn was probably sat in the corner of the bedroom, reading a magazine, giving the occasional groan of passion whilst poor old fido was getting poked by his master. that's my theory.

that's above and beyond the call of duty!

woof!!

[S Works]

egoboss said:

how could he have had such conviction in his paternity claim? his willy could have been anywhere, how was he to know!? i thought his black lab' was looking worried in recent months. kimberley quinn was probably sat in the corner of the bedroom, reading a magazine, giving the occasional groan of passion whilst poor old fido was getting poked by his master. that's my theory. that's above and beyond the call of duty! woof!!

please somebody help me, I need stiches!!!

[father ted]

I kind of feel sorry for him (strange for me...i know) If he really loved this kid and thought he was genuinely the father ?....poor sod.

must be gutted.

I ,for one ,am not laughing

[rich 36]

guess who's coming to dinner?

[rich 36]

...bOR...
..lORcan..
strokeslongpointybeardhmmmm

[mybrainhurts]

Now you're really struggling......

[love machine]

father ted said:

I kind of feel sorry for him (strange for me...i know) If he really loved this kid and thought he was genuinely the father ?....poor sod. must be gutted. I ,for one ,am not laughing

Yep, he's probably quite a sad man really. They are all humans at end o' day even if they ARE New Labour.

[mxdi]

husband of woman said:

He continued: "I will not draw a distinction between biological and non-biological. We are not buying Persil or Daz."

odd way of putting it

[rich 36]

quote; it's the little lad, i'm worried about"