Michael Jackson Joke

[vetteheadracer]

Q. What's the connection between Michael Jackson and a Tesco bag?

A. There both white, plastic and dangerous to kids

[Scoobz]

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson who?

Congratulations, you're on the jury.


the black leather one, that's my coat... thanks

>> Edited by Scoobz on Monday 7th March 17:36

[Scoobz]

pdV6 said:

Think you missed out the "Michael Jackson who?" line

What you on about?


>> Edited by Scoobz on Monday 7th March 17:37

[andymadmak]

He's going for the Scooby Doo vilain defence now:

" I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...."

Andy

[pmanson]

Jacko preparing for court yesterday.........

[danhay]

Sticking with the theme of topical jokes:

Did you hear what the Queen has arranged a hen party for Camilla?

It's a tour of Paris in a Mercedes S class.

[carsarecool]

Michael Jackson was in his hotel room last night with his minder.

The minder thought he would suggest renting a DVD to take MJ's mind off things for a couple of hours and suggested getting Alladin.

"Oh for Christs sake"! exclaimed MJ, "don't you think I'm in enough trouble already"?

>> Edited by carsarecool on Monday 7th March 19:27

[big dazza]

I seem to recall one about Wacko Jacko, whiskey and something about both of them coming in tots!

Or something

[JonRB]

vetteheadracer said:

Q. What's the connection between Michael Jackson and a Tesco bag? A. There both white, plastic and dangerous to kids

Talk about missing the mark on the punchline! The joke you're looking for is:

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Tesco bag?
A. One is white, made of plastic and dangerous to children if left with them unattended. The other is a Tesco bag.

[love machine]

When does Michael Jackson know it's time for bed?



































When the big hand touches the little hand!



Sorry about that.

[tombaron]

I believe i posted the MJ/shopping bag joke first, in the Sean Connery joke thread on page 89.

[Balmoral Green]

An oldie, but a goodie.

[treehack]

michael jackson phones the court and tells them he can't make it today as he's sick.the judge ask's just how sick he is? he replies






















i'm at home in bed with the kids

[Balmoral Green]

Thousands of 'em, too many to cut & paste, it would take pages and pages.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

[love machine]

treehack said:

michael jackson phones the court and tells them he can't make it today as he's sick.the judge ask's just how sick he is? he replies i'm at home in bed with the kids

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Oh dear.

[mybrainhurts]

pmanson said:

Jacko preparing for court yesterday.........

Bluurgh.....!

Where did he get that dead skunk....?

[Deltafox]

Whats Mike Tyson getting for Christmas?

Michael Jackson.......

[lazyitus]

He's dead. He's been found drowned in a harbour.

Police say he was found clinging to a buoy.

[PetrolTed]

Jokes here please