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Anyone who has ever been to Reading must read this - priceless 
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uggit said:
Anyone who has ever been to Reading must read this - priceless
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I used to live in Calcot and before that Whitley and before that on the Oxford Road.
Reading is indeed Chav central with it's huge Chav breeding grounds surrounding the town.
Just finished reading the ones relevant to me:
Hull (originally lived there), completely true the lot of it, in fact I swear Hull itself is just one big council estate
Withernsea (where I attended school) He is right, but its also where the old seem to go to live out there lives, before snuffing it due to boredom.
Hull (originally lived there), completely true the lot of it, in fact I swear Hull itself is just one big council estate
Withernsea (where I attended school) He is right, but its also where the old seem to go to live out there lives, before snuffing it due to boredom.
chavtowns said:
Brookfield. Oh yes, stay away from the Field of the Brook, for 'tis a mighty brave or foolhardy soul who ventures there without Jet Li and Chow Yun Fat for company. In these parts they tell of a Super Chav made entirely of gold and Burberry
Exactly! Shame there's a lovely chinese right in the middle of the estate, just have to risk your life to go there! Mum now refuses to go on her own, and if she does go she'll stay in the car (and the car still gets jumped on with her in it!
). I, on the other hand, am sent on my own! God help the lot of them if they tried anything on my baby Fifi.Sounds like the Chinese near where I live at uni. It's opposite the only place in York you'll find chavs (Tang Hall), who are usually smashing up the phone box or lobbying everyone who goes into a shop for White Lightning and fags. I wouldn't pull up outside in anything less than an armoured limousine.
someone said about torpoint said:
Ere yer conts anat. Torpoint is the most fockin mentoe part of Plimuff there is anat. Apart from it isn't actually in Plimuff.
Torpoint has the highest rate of teenage pregancy in the UK, a naval base (focksaplenty for the bords anat, innit?) otherwise the genepool is pretty much stagnant, some of the inbred locals have started growing tusks and other symptoms of genetic pathogenic behaviour.
Torpoint is across the river from Plimuff, and is a stagnant backwater for Plimuff boys to be at their violent cock swaggering best, taking on the local Buyz for a "Smackinthamowf". In short it is a pit of a hillbilly stagnant backwater who's only agitation comes from the base level of Plymouths sub dross from the armpit of Plymouths underclass as well as the Blimbo-Blambo, IQ deprived monkeys who are bound to the non fitting description of sailors. These idiots are the lowest dross to come out of the UK's service and coupled with the stagnant genepool, breed some of the most hideous, tusk ridden cave bears from hell.
There are no fit birds in Torpoint as they just start maturing at the early age of 9, get in to Club 12-15 aka The Harbour Lights, get Fokked by a local "Buhy" or a "Fokkinsailoranat" and then turn into fat bloated, dole bludging benefit parasites who all look about 60. Torpoint is such a hopeless pit, if you are a handsome young man, many give up hope and turn to the darkside (Liskeard public toilets) or kill themselves. Torpoint has a miniscule highstreet of irrelevant shops and is dominated by a string of semi-gangster pubs and the major show run by a local Fonzie/Freemason The "FockinWheelersbuhy" and "The fockinlightsanat" this is where you go to grab a carcass and "getfokked" and when you have achieved that you might "Fokkingettafokannat" perhaps having a child or 2 in the process. The women are vile as a whole and it really is a prime example of how Darwin predicted that sexual selection by the underclass could be realised in the digression of the human race into a form of monkey. The difference is that most monkeys would fill in their benefit/CSA forms quicker. There are a few dodgy hard crime figures which keep the crime levels in check, you can't leave anything anywhere, otherwise some skutter will nick it. Torpoint is a pit and possibly the only place in the UK a nuclear holocaust could actually improve.
Torpoint is such a poor backwater, none of the boy racers actually have cars, instead they just get the bus everywhere, to their jobs in Plimuff so that they can go down the Fokkinlightsanat and get fokked.
Words cannot describe the shame I feel to live so close to Torpoint, the waste of fine females to the drudgery and welly inducing pregnancy which is so typical. It is a black hole whose gravitational field is so strong none can leave. Every year, the genepool gets smaller and new mutations from recessive genes are seen. Torpoint is the only place in the uk where one person can have 3 hare lips. Just imagine a town filled with the most horribly clad, stinking of fags, fat mutton dressed as lamb, pus oozing genetalia and a gurn of which only a person with an IQ of 20 can pull off. "Ere mehht, you got a fokkin light anat?" and where you are likely to get your head stoved in my stereotypical chav-gibbons pack hunting for these dreadful sperm receptacles.
Torpoint is not Fokkinmentoe, it is a dump and should be nuked and it's women sterilised.
Very apt.
vetteheadracer said:
Is yur place ere?
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It's been around for a while now - and virtually every UK town is now in there.
(I've written two reports....Borehamwood is one I did....)
Try these for a laugh. 
>> Edited by Dave D on Tuesday 8th March 17:24
Chavtowns on Rotherham said:
Another typical breeding ground for chavvism, what more can you say. In AD2004 you can divide this place into two categories:- 1) "Shit" (chav areas in the main town such as Kimberworth and greasborough) as employment prospects in the main town were based on steel, and 2) "Even worse" (outlying ex-mining villages like Maltby and Dinnington). these places were based on coal mining but are now more famous for their high number of class A drug users than anything else. well - apart from the ratio of boarded up houses, discarded TV sets, sofas and modified 1000cc cars to human beings.
But......a question for us all to ponder....is this drug usage due in any way to the abscence of a certain fast food chain in the area???? Is that what they actually stuff in their food - and is that why the scutters love it so much?? Have I finally stumbled across the answer?????
More prestigious retailers such as Marks and Spencer and some of the main high street chain stores such as Top Man have shut down and concentrated their business out of rotherham town centre in parkgate retail world or "Med'rall" - the Meadowhall centre in sheffield. Into town have come the likes of Poundland and extra branches of greggs increasing the amount of litter but lowering the tone, range of decent available goods and subsequent levels of non-chav patronage in the town centre. Stalls aplenty in the market do a roaring trade in kitting out the young and old chav-about-town with imitation Stone Island jumpers to cover any beer guts where applicable, plus the ubiquitous burberry caps/hackett shirts/henri lloyd knockoffs and other shit that no self-respecting human being would be seen dead in.
Rotherham is home to wonderful nightlife too -the "£15 all you can drink" nights at Tivoli - together with The Zone, 5th Avenue and New York New York nightclubs (the names may change but the faces don't!!) have long been acknowledged in south yorkshire for the sterling role they have played in helping to increase the teenage pregnancy, STD and GBH rates.
As there is an indefinite bus strike in South Yorkshire at the moment, (get back to work you lazy bastards!!!!), after getting tanked up on 20/20, Lambrini and White Lightning imitation at the above late night venue(s), the midland road bus station therefore provides ample opportunity for (14 year old - and already slept with double figures) Shazza to give 16 year old dad of 2 (i'm hard and i know it) Gazza a blow job than the back seat of his TWOC'd XR3i - and is also far more luxurious than the overhead NCP car park.
Any hope at raising civic pride? let's head to millmoor, a sports stadium which still looks like something from the 1950s - home of perennial strugglers Rotherham United FC and of course the infamous Rotherham Titans RUFC, a team who lost every rugby match they played last season. oh dear forget that idea. This might help to explain the number of chavspawn you see wearing Arsenal shirts though?
Recently on Yorkshire TV was a special programme called "Beautiful Rotherham" about young asylum seekers who had moved into the town from various parts of the world including 1 16 year old from rwanda who had lost all his family. to get a balanced view the programme makers spoke to some giro-claiming 'fake' burberry clad yob sat on a bench in the town centre (during daytime hours) complaining about "all of them people coming here and getting money for doing nothing", - really? so what did you actually achieve of note that day mr, apart from beating your own masturbation record? What a tt.
ah well, thats rotherham for you, another worthy nomination - think i'll head off somewhere else and get away from it all - perhaps Hunstanton? on second thoughts - that's no better is it?
Tony Blair, are you listening, read this site and see what is happening to our society??
Chavtowns on Sheffield - The Manor said:
So where do i start with the Manor. An area that has already got a reputation for Chavsters up and down the land.
The reason for this is the Traffic Cops programme on BBC1 which whenever it was wants to show an example of a hair-raising car chase, or the consequences of car crime then it always begins the clip with the words 'meanwhile back on the manor estate'. The manor estate has a more advanced type of Chavster in it;s midst, they think why bother with buying a clapped out heap of scrap and spend their dole/social security money doing one up when it's simple. JUST NICK ONE.
It's gets better than that though, to enhance Chavster status in 2000 it laid claim to having a 12 year old pregnant girl in it's midst, i'm pretty sure i saw the said girl and offspring the other day in the chapel of worship known as Maccy D's when i saw a girl not much older than 16 screeching some instructions at a junior chavster. I couldn't decipher it although it sounded something like "fookinleavethilickesistaalooneasthiduntwantchipahllovaem".
The Chavster doesn't shop in Manor, why when they have got Medahall or Tahn in easy striking distance on Supertram, which comes for free with the excuse "avelostmifare". Magical words indeed. It also has the added benefit of the Social in the opposite direction. Ideal for fraudulent benefit claims and crisis loans.
For the unitiated Medahall is also known as Meadowhall and is a large and expensive shopping centre which has a lot of expensive shops which enable the Chavster plenty of shoplifting opportunities. For the more affulent Chavster it has the holy trimuvate of Argos, Sport Soccer and Maccy D's. In fact it has a whole food court where the chavster can eat Big Mac's all day long. It also has a non-smoking ban which mean Chav can annoy the security people every day by smoking till their hearts content. The non-smoking area is by every exit door which also affords them the opportuity of questioning smokers along the line of 'gissafagmate" or gissafagluv".
The true mark of the Chavette is having the crisis of having a boyfriend in 'Doncatraz', a witty name for the nearest prison. The Chav will have had early contact with 'Doncatraz' as it also homes a young offenders unit housed there meaning the Chavette will have little difficulty in locating said place after their inital visit as their boyfriend will merely upgrade to the other block.
Come to the Manor and spot
-Badly dressed girls pushing terrorprams.
-Young children whose first words are swear words
-Burnt out cars
-And Burberry galore
You know you want to!
>> Edited by Dave D on Tuesday 8th March 17:24
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