There's this knocking sound...

[srebbe64]

...coming from behind my computer and whenever I look round the back of it, it stops.

How strange?

[vetteheadracer]

Perhaps it's your fan?

[gtr-gaz]

sounds like a gremlin to me!

[wedge girl]

You need to get out more.

[GMan 2112]

gtr-gaz said:

sounds like a gremlin to me!

More like Dave Edmunds

[john75]

Love sick Mouse ?

[agent006]

It obviously knows you're looking. Turn it round the creep up on it in the dark when it's not expecting it. If you've got a microphone, unplug it so it can't hear you coming.
This is all irrelevent of you read this thread on it, as it'll give the whole plan away.

[Balmoral Green]

This annoying oriental lady may be the problem...

[birdbrain]

You have to let the hamsters out occasionally, you know.

[srebbe64]

It's stopped now!

[pug406]

[chavmode] Your Avin A Turkish [/chavmode]

[planetdave]

Borrowers taking the piss.

Bless 'em.

[wedg1e]

Is it just my age , or is there 'something' about slim chicks in spray-on jeans...

[BliarOut]

wedg1e said:

Is it just my age , or is there 'something' about slim chicks in spray-on jeans...

It's your age....... Grandad

[Ribol]

If it comes and goes could it be Cadence Knocking? If only we had an expert to ask

[srebbe64]

It's started again. But when anyone else comes in the room it stops. My kids think I'm dillusional!

[BliarOut]

srebbe64 said:

It's started again. But when anyone else comes in the room it stops. My kids think I'm dillusional!

You are, but that has nothing to do with the fault

Try gently tapping the power supply fan when it starts, as it may be on it's way out. They have a habit of sucking up loads of gunk over the years

[srebbe64]

The noise is coming from behind my computer - not the computer itself (I think).

[BliarOut]

Are your children quite small and inclined towards playing practical jokes?

[srebbe64]

BliarOut said:

Are your children quite small and inclined towards playing practical jokes?

Yes and yes - but at this point in time they're at school. And it's still knocking!