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BliarOut

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72,863 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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I noticed a certain female PH'er who has a birthday today was posting in the wee small hours. Talk about typo's, I've never seen such pissed typing.....

Mind you, even just readng it you could tell how pissed she was. I won't name names to protect the innocent E*m*P but I bet you've got a sore head today.

Anyone else tried drinking and posting?

BigGee

505 posts

284 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Only if I've been drinking multple at lunch time at work!!!!

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Girlfriend sent me a massive email once when she was totally off her face. It took me a whole day to work out what she was saying. I'll post a bit of the non X-rated bits if I can find it.

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Oh no NeilB,

I think to fully appreciate it in it's original context you need to leave it intact...

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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anonymous said:
[redacted]


I was thinking about the swear filter and the mess of "censored" icons that would result, but seeing as they're all spelled wrong it will probably come through intact!


wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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BliarOut said:
I noticed a certain female PH'er who has a birthday today was posting in the wee small hours. Talk about typo's, I've never seen such pissed typing.....

Mind you, even just readng it you could tell how pissed she was. I won't name names to protect the innocent E*m*P but I bet you've got a sore head today.



The girl was on form

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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neil.b said:
Girlfriend sent me a massive email once when she was totally off her face. It took me a whole day to work out what she was saying. I'll post a bit of the non X-rated bits if I can find it.


I don't believe it

GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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wedge girl said:

BliarOut said:
I noticed a certain female PH'er who has a birthday today was posting in the wee small hours. Talk about typo's, I've never seen such pissed typing.....

Mind you, even just readng it you could tell how pissed she was. I won't name names to protect the innocent E*m*P but I bet you've got a sore head today.




The girl was on form
Read "typing unintelligibly"

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Mrs Fish said:

neil.b said:
Girlfriend sent me a massive email once when she was totally off her face. It took me a whole day to work out what she was saying. I'll post a bit of the non X-rated bits if I can find it.



I don't believe it


Which bit? It didn't happen or she's so sweet you don't think she could type such an email?


neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Just found it and without taking an axe to it to save (some) of her dignity, its not postable

Here's how she signs off though;

"ps. u know he is oooos goin gto Cuz'z barty!!! eh's hucha liying twtt! arse bandit, bed he brigs mkie1k!!!! golly mmy figers have ggottend fat sinc the alyhol! can't b rsed to spell check.sorry. willregert this int omrning. luv u. Zzz X . byeee wseeti3! X x X"

Awesome

>> Edited by neil.b on Friday 11th March 10:11

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Wonder if this was a result of slurred typing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4338835.stm

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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neil.b said:

Which bit? It didn't happen or she's so sweet you don't think she could type such an email?





"she's so sweet you don't think she could type such an email? "



rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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BliarOut said:
I noticed a certain female PH'er who has a birthday today was posting in the wee small hours. Talk about typo's, I've never seen such pissed typing.....

Mind you, even just readng it you could tell how pissed she was. I won't name names to protect the innocent E*m*P but I bet you've got a sore head today.

Anyone else tried drinking and posting?



So where is this famous post then?

h2dca

901 posts

269 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Yep just read it, Excellent

I wonder how the certain ladies head is

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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On another thread EmmaP said:
Thank you! I am completely anD utterley wasted. nice GREEk waioter ;p[lie me with Ouzo and fellow reveklers were not up for it
.


Whoops, I've let slip who it was now

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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rude-boy said:


BliarOut said:
I noticed a certain female PH'er who has a birthday today was posting in the wee small hours. Talk about typo's, I've never seen such pissed typing.....

Mind you, even just readng it you could tell how pissed she was. I won't name names to protect the innocent E*m*P but I bet you've got a sore head today.

Anyone else tried drinking and posting?







So where is this famous post then?



There's more than one

>> Edited by wedge girl on Friday 11th March 09:24

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Brithday Girl said:
Sorry chaps! Completely wasted. It's me birthday and the waiter insisted on free Ouzo. Not everyone wished to participate,so i reckon iH ad more than my fair sh`are. :hheh"]: ;love yo al!@

wedg1e

27,034 posts

294 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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wedge girl said:

Brithday Girl said:
Sorry chaps! Completely wasted. It's me birthday and the waiter insisted on free Ouzo. Not everyone wished to participate,so i reckon iH ad more than my fair sh`are. :hheh"]: ;love yo al!@




Sounds more like Mungo...

EmmaP

11,758 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Glad I gave you all a laugh. Steadily recalling the night's antics. My arm and shoulder came off worse than my head though. Was half dead most of the morning. Wish I could have had the day off. Almost back to normal now. I think having about four Ouzos on top of muchos red vino did me in. I got to the point where I couldn't look at the keys any more and make contact with keys. Bit of a Steven Hawkins moment.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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EmmaP said:
Glad I gave you all a laugh. Steadily recalling the night's antics


You certainly brightend my day, and cost be my first locked thread