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O/T, but I've been wondering about this for a while now.
What is it exactly that makes these 'Greggs' places a temple of Chavdom? I've never been in one, but walking past they just look like a sandwich and coffee type place. What's the chav aspect? Have I missed something?
It's not like they sell crystalline sculptures...
What is it exactly that makes these 'Greggs' places a temple of Chavdom? I've never been in one, but walking past they just look like a sandwich and coffee type place. What's the chav aspect? Have I missed something?
It's not like they sell crystalline sculptures...
none in my office - only me in it!
however downstairs we have an aged chav as office manager
and a would be chav (think huge cheap hooped earrings and 9ct gold chain worn outside her sweater) if she wasn't forced to wear suitable office attire..outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...
however downstairs we have an aged chav as office manager
and a would be chav (think huge cheap hooped earrings and 9ct gold chain worn outside her sweater) if she wasn't forced to wear suitable office attire..outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...
opieoilman said:
minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...
Like what??
I am curious.
getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff
justayellowbadge said:
O/T, but I've been wondering about this for a while now.
What is it exactly that makes these 'Greggs' places a temple of Chavdom? I've never been in one, but walking past they just look like a sandwich and coffee type place. What's the chav aspect? Have I missed something?
It's not like they sell crystalline sculptures...
They sell Sausage Rolls for 60p and operate on about a 300% margin.
Its not what one would call quality, much like there client base...
minimax said:
Getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff
Wow, what a bird.
Could do with meeting a few of those from time to time

minimax said:
opieoilman said:
minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...
Like what??
I am curious.
getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff
S**t! After all this time I must be a Charva!
Before anyone points out that is what we call Chavs in Newcastle!
The GMan said:
minimax said:
opieoilman said:
minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...
Like what??
I am curious.
getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff
S**t! After all this time I must be a Charva!
Before anyone points out that is what we call Chavs in Newcastle!
only if you have a bairn who lives on pasties, your car has a sticker on it from that dodgy store in the metrocenter showing a mackem/geordie pissing on a geordie/mackem football shirt, you go 'khroozin' in the silverlink or kingston park of an evening, or you live in waaalsend....
*joking about the last bit
>> Edited by minimax on Friday 11th March 15:35
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