Cheltenham Festival

[hobo]

Can't believe no-ones mentioned it yet

Anyone any 'tips' for todays races ?

[sccbishop]

hobo said:

Anyone any 'tips' for today?

Never eat yellow snow.

[scruffy]

Don't walk round with your eyes closed.

[hobo]

Right I'll start then:

War Of Attrition in Arkle (3-1 seem a half decent price).

[sparkythecat]

Unless you can actually see the baby's head sticking out, never ask a fat bird if she's pregnant.

[GingerNinja]

Mini-Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for midgets.

[sparkythecat]

If you really fancy a gamble, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail

>> Edited by sparkythecat on Tuesday 15th March 10:37

[mechsympathy]

And on a serious note, I'm going tomorrow. I haven't been to the races in ages and I'm really quite excited.



And always piss downwind

[Vee]

hobo said:

Right I'll start then: War Of Attrition in Arkle (3-1 seem a half decent price).

I've gone with this - got 7/2 on Betfair early this morning.
Also got stuck into Essex in the following race - then realised it's only a 5 year old !

[b17nns]

GingerNinja said:

Mini-Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for midgets.

king sized mars bars make excellent fun sized mars bars for giants

[CedA4]

I shall be backing War of Attrition and Hardy Eustace in a double today. I will also be looking out for Balapour as he always seems to do well here as a outsider, trained by Oliver Brady. A brother of one of the developer's round here

[rude-boy]

Never gamble more than you can afford to lose!

[Nuggs]

On a hot summer's day make sure you wear a ski jacket in the car with all the windows wound up. Everyone will assume that you have air conditioning and can't fail to be impressed...

[TheExcession]

To thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt stir in a spoonful of lard.